are closed, and a dull light is coming through them. The bed with the gold bedspread is perfectly made. Like it would be anything else, Erin, you idiot. Theyâre not going to suddenly reappear and have a snooze!
Mumâs books are on their wooden bookshelf at the head of the bed. Iâve always wanted a headboard like it, with a light and bookshelves with frosted glass doors in the middle. Mumâs books make me angry.
Iâm OKâYouâre OK.
Easy for you to say, Mum.
How to Look Younger and Live Longer.
Yeah, that worked. Were you actually reading these?
I walk toward their double closet, which runs along the whole of one wall. Mumâs crystal face-cream jars and ring holders are already dusty and itâs only been two months. Itâs strange. I can do anything I want in here. I can look at anything. Not many kids get to do that with their parentsâ room. The dead sure donât get much privacy. I must be sure before I die to get rid of anything that will incriminate me or make me look like an idiot.
I find a shirt in the first drawer I look at. Itâs one of Dadâs favorites. A half white/half gray polo shirt with a thin red line across the front, crossing my chest, my heartâ¦how truly deep and meaningful. Very symbolic. Itâs nice and big, Dad having been extra large and all. I think he stretched it with his beer gut. A man with a beer gut who didnât drink beer. Strange. Wow, this shirt actually looks good with my pants. I quite like it, not that I thought much of it when Dad wore it.
Iâm ready for school. I feel cool. I feel fuck you. I feel like one of the tough girls from school who sit at the back of the bus snarling at all the sissies like me in the front. No one would want to mess with me now. I donât care what happens to me, so just try it, bitches.
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Everyone at school is looking at me strangely all over again. Another Mrs. C-J school prayer, no doubt. Or are they just admiring my guts at not wearing the school uniform?
They all seem to be looking at me and feeling sorry for me and whispering,
âThereâs the girl whose parents died. What a poor, sad loser.â
Iâm sitting in the playground on the cold metal benches.
âThink youâre better than the rest of us?â
Itâs three tough girls from the grade above me. The heavily tanned âweâre so cool we spend our weekends screwing surfer dudes at the beachâ type. The type who pinned me and threatened to flush my head down the toilet when I first got to this school.
âWhat dâya mean?â I always tend to speak like an uneducated moron when speaking to real-life uneducated morons. Itâs actually out of fear that theyâll think Iâm acting superior and punch me in the face.
âWhatâs with ya fancy nails and clothes?â
âIâI just thought theyâd look good,â I say. So much for tough and built to last.
âThink youâre pretty gorgeous, do ya? Better than the rest of us?â says gum-chewing toughie number one.
âYa donât know how lucky ya are,â says toughie number two with the big red greasy zit on her left cheek.
Lucky? I thought having dead parents would release me from their trivial bullshit. I thought girls like this would respect me more. Isnât it cool to be a tortured teen?
âYa donât have to answer to no one now,â number two continues.
Hmmmâ¦it seems not everybody at school got into the groove of the mass prayer session. Some people obviously donât think I needed it. Iâve hit the jackpot.
âYeah,â says moron number three. âYa can do whatever ya want now, ya can come and go as ya please. I wish I didnât have parents that I had to ask permission for stuff. I wish I was in your shoes.â
âYeah? Well, step right in. I think theyâll fit
ya
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