painful at first, and youâll probably get a few blisters, but youâll get used to it.â
I
wish
I said something like that, but of course I didnât. Iâm just standing here smiling like an idiot.
Smiling!
Why the hell am I smiling, and why canât I stop? Say something, for Godâs sake!
âI never thought of it like that. Itâs not that great, you know.â
Oh, thatâll get âem, Erin. Have some balls! Why canât I yell at them and tell them what I really think? What have I got to lose now? Why donât I tell them that I want to ask my parentsâ permission, that I want them to care if I come home or not? That soon enough Iâll realize that wearing my fatherâs shirt is a pathetic way to hold on to him? That every day after school I have to take three deep breaths before walking inside the house? Why donât I gouge their eyes out with my fabulous new nails? Why donât I tell them that every minute of the day is agony, and no amount of nail polish and no number of parties is going to change that? Why donât I tell them that I live in fear, thinking my brother or sister will die at any moment? Why donât I tell them that going to bed at night is terrifying? That I canât close my eyes without seeing Mumâs and Dadâs bodies slowly rotting? That every morning when I wake up I have a second or two of forgetting before it all comes crashing back like Iâve been hit by a car and I have to go through the shock and horror of it all over againâbefore Iâve even had breakfast! That for the first time in my miserable, chubby-faced life I have cheekbones and donât want to eat because the thought of food makes me sick? Or that Iâm tired and donât have the energy for all this and canât imagine how Iâm going to get on with life?
Why do I just smile and walk away?
These bitches who think theyâre so great. Oh yeah, girls, itâs okay to hear you complain about your terrible parents who wonât let you stay out as late as you want while I can do anything. I canât even sit through a whole class without wanting to scream and run around the classroom before charging through the window headfirst.
It must be fun to be that stupid.
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Iâve lived a more interesting life than this. I just know it.
Iâm in history class. Itâs one of my favorite classes because all my friends are in it. We always get in trouble in history because we canât stop talking and laughing. Weâre laughing and I feel guilty, like I must not have really loved my parents.
Our cute blond-bobbed teacher, Mrs. Pry, is teaching us about old Russia.
I lived in tsarist Russia. I can feel it.
Every time Mrs. Pry holds up a picture of Tsar Nicholasâs palace, inhabited by his regal but greedy family, I see myself standing outside with the rest of the poor angry peasants dressed in beige (God forbid), shouting for better conditions because our lives suck. Hmmmâ¦maybe thatâs why I have such a deep-seated hatred for beige.
All around me I see what
isnât
in the picture my teacher is showing us: the cobbled streets, the dome-topped buildings that look like colorful ice cream cones. I smell the other stinky peasantsâ¦or is that me? Maybe it is meâ¦the current me. I have been wearing Dadâs shirt to school and to bed every night and havenât washed it, or my hair, for a while. Whatâs the point?
I love how when it comes to reincarnation everybody says they were once a princess or an emperor, never a low-down poverty-stricken nobody.
A couple of years ago I watched
Doctor Zhivago
with Mum and felt like Iâd seen it before. Iâm still not sure if it was a rerun or if I really felt a connection to Mother Russia. Maybe Mumâs Edgar Cayce books are right. Maybe we do keep being reborn. Maybe Mum was on to something when she said you can
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