course,â agreed Sir Charles. âBut one doesnât usually treat oneâs pen like that. I donât know, though. Fountain pens are damned annoying things. Dry up and refuse to write just when you want them to. Perhaps thatâs the solution of the matter. Ellis lost his temper, said, âDamn the thing,â and hurled it across the room.â
âI think there are plenty of explanations,â said Mr. Satterthwaite. âHe may have simply laid the pen on the mantelpiece and it rolled off.â
Sir Charles experimented with a pencil. He allowed it to roll off the corner of the mantelpiece. The pencil struck the ground at least a foot from the mark and rolled inwards towards the gas fire.
âWell,â said Mr. Satterthwaite. âWhatâs your explanation?â
âIâm trying to find one.â
From his seat on the bed Mr. Satterthwaite now witnessed a thoroughly amusing performance.
Sir Charles tried dropping the pencil from his hand as he walked in the direction of the fireplace. He tried sitting on the edge of the bed and writing there and then dropping the pencil. To get the pencil to fall on the right spot it was necessary to stand or sit jammed up against the wall in a most unconvincing attitude.
âThatâs impossible,â said Sir Charles aloud. He stood considering the wall, the stain and the prim little gas fire.
âIf he were burning papers, now,â he said thoughtfully. âBut one doesnât burn papers in a gas fireââ
Suddenly he drew in his breath.
A minute later Mr. Satterthwaite was realizing Sir Charlesâs profession to the full.
Charles Cartwright had become Ellis the butler. He sat writing at the writing table. He looked furtive, every now and then he raised his eyes, shooting them shiftily from side to side. Suddenly he seemed to hear somethingâMr. Satterthwaite could evenguess what that something wasâfootsteps along the passage. The man had a guilty conscience. He attached a certain meaning to those footsteps. He sprang up, the paper on which he had been writing in one hand, his pen in the other. He darted across the room to the fireplace, his head half turned, still alertâlisteningâafraid. He tried to shove the papers under the gas fireâin order to use both hands he cast down the pen impatiently. Sir Charlesâs pencil, the âpenâ of the drama, fell accurately on the ink stainâ¦.
âBravo,â said Mr. Satterthwaite, applauding generously.
So good had the performance been that he was left with the impression that so and only so could Ellis have acted.
âYou see?â said Sir Charles, resuming his own personality and speaking with modest elation. âIf the fellow heard the police or what he thought was the police coming and had to hide what he was writingâwell, where could he hide it? Not in a drawer or under the mattressâif the police searched the room, that would be found at once. He hadnât time to take up a floorboard. No, behind the gas fire was the only chance.â
âThe next thing to do,â said Mr. Satterthwaite, âis to see whether there is anything hidden behind the gas fire.â
âExactly. Of course, it may have been a false alarm, and he may have got the things out again later. But weâll hope for the best.â
Removing his coat and turning up his shirt sleeves, Sir Charles lay down on the floor and applied his eye to the crack under the gas fire.
âThereâs something under there,â he reported. âSomething white. How can we get it out? We want something like a womanâs hatpins.â
âWomen donât have hatpins anymore,â said Mr. Satterthwaite sadly. âPerhaps a penknife.â
But a penknife proved unavailing.
In the end Mr. Satterthwaite went out and borrowed a knitting needle from Beatrice. Though extremely curious to know what he wanted it for, her sense of decorum
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