talented program.
âEnough chitchat,â said Miss Daisy. âIâm still waiting for somebody to tell me why Presidentsâ Day is special.â
Nobody else raised their hand, so Miss Daisy called on Miss Smarty Pants I-Know-More-Than-You-Do. Why canât a bunch of presidents fall on her head?
âPresidentsâ Day is the day we honorââ
Andrea never got the chance to finish her sentence because at that very moment, the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened.
Iâm not going to tell you what it was.
Okay, okay, Iâll tell you. But you have to read the next chapter. So nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you!
2
Mr. Mackyâs Fake Beard
Hahaha! I knew youâd keep reading!
While Andrea was telling us why Presidentsâ Day was special, this tall, skinny guy walked into the class. He was wearing a dark suit, a big hat, and a really fake beard. And he was holding a can of chicken noodle soup.
âItâs Abraham Lincoln!â shouted Emily, who looked like she just saw afamous rock star or something. âHeâs my favorite president!â
I slapped my head. That girl Emily will fall for anything.
âAbraham Lincoln died like a million hundred years ago, dumbhead!â I told her.
âYouâre mean!â Emily said. Then she started crying and went running out of the room.
What a crybaby! All I did was call her a dumbhead, which she is .
Everybody knew the guy in the hat and beard was Mr. Macky, the reading specialist at Ella Mentry School.
âYouâre Mr. Macky!â Neil the nudekid shouted.
âNo, Iâm not,â Mr. Macky said in this really fake low voice. âThe young lady was correct. My name is Abraham Lincoln. When I was a boy, I lived in a log cabin. We were so poor that I had to write on a shovel by candlelight.â
âYouâre not Abraham Lincoln!â we all yelled. âYouâre Mr. Macky!â
âOkay, okay! I thought I could fool you.â
Mr. Macky pulled off his hat and fake beard and tossed them on the floor. Thatâs when the most amazing thing in the history of the world happened.
Emily came back in the room!
Well, that wasnât the amazing part. Emily comes back in the room all the time. The amazing part was that when she came back, Emily stepped on Mr. Mackyâs fake beard.
âEEEEEEEEEEEK!â she screamed. âA rat!â
Emily slipped and fell. She was on the floor, freaking out. It was hilarious. We were all cracking up.
âItâs not a rat,â I told Emily. âItâs just Mr. Mackyâs fake beard, dumbhead!â
Emily started crying and went running out of the room again.
Sheâs weird.
3
If You Read This, Youâll Go Blind
Mr. Macky was reading that soup can he brought into our class.
âI love to read,â said Mr. Macky. âDonât you?â
âYeah!â said all the girls.
âNo!â said all the boys.
Mr. Macky is always trying to get us toread. What is his problem? Doesnât he know that reading is a big bore? Why are you even reading this book? If I were you, Iâd be doing something worthwhile, like watching a big-screen TV. The only books worth reading are Dr. Seuss books. He was cool.
My friend Billy who lives around the corner told me that if you read too much, youâll go blind. Homework involves a lot of reading. So, just to be on the safe side, Iâm going to stop doing my homework so I wonât go blind.
âMr. Macky, why do you have a can of chicken noodle soup?â asked Michael.
âI was reading the label,â he said.
âReading can take you on a journey.â
âSo can watching TV,â I said.
âYes, but you can learn so much more by reading,â said Mr. Macky, âbecause you can use your imagination. Iâll read anything.â
âBut what can you learn from a soup can?â asked Ryan.
âI learned that chickens have
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