a construction worker. The cast-iron palms of a construction worker. The sun-hammered skin of a construction worker.
âInterior decorator,â I say.
Julia chuckles.
âNo,â he says. âGuess again.â
âOh, sorry. How could I have been so dumb? Interior de sign er.â
âNah, something totally different.â
âSymphony conductor.â
Another giggle from Julia.
âNo,â John says. âCome on.â
âTae Bo instructor?â
âNah. Come on, Iâm the foreman of a construction crew.â
âYou put up buildings,â I say.
âThatâs right.â
âI respect that,â I say, and I do. âYouâre going to be able to walk around this city with your grandchildren and say, âI built that. I built that.â But every word we wrote in the paper this whole year will be forgotten.â
Julia seems to approve of this. Sheâs done with her drink. I order her another.
âMore of the Courage for you?â says the barkeep.
Sure. For all Julia knows, I could be an impressive individual. Forthright, sincere. A wit, keen dresser, and friend to the workingman. Now all I have to do is work in a few lines about my love for animals.
âHey, where you from?â John says. âYouâre from Manhattan, Iâll bet. Iâm from the Island.â
âActually, Iâm from D.C.â I always tell people this, to make them think Iâm a senatorâs son from Georgetown, when in reality my dad was an air-conditioner repairman in Rockville, Maryland, a man who considered french fries to be vegetables. I had to pretend to live with my rich aunt so I could attend the Potomac schools, wherethe kids appeared born in their Tretorn sneakers and Benetton sweaters. Mr. Farrellâs wardrobe? Exclusively by the Husky Boysâ department at Sears, right down to the tan work boots that said âmaximum dorkâ then and yet would become inexplicably cool with this cityâs fashion-wise uptown kids by the time I hit thirty. (I, of course, can never wear them again, or corduroys, or flared-leg jeansâwhich means my cycle of uncool continues.) We couldnât even afford real Oreos: we were one of those Hydrox families. Every drinking glass in our house bore the image of Hamburglar or Mayor McCheese. (Whatever happened to Grimace? Was he too gay? Or did he just reinvent himself as Barney?) Senior year of high school, I hoarded the ten-dollar bills my dad gave me every time I mowed the lawn and traded them for a cut-price Memberâs Only windbreaker, only to discover that they had become about as fly as the canasta tournament at the Topeka Country Club. Thus did I learn my first lesson about fashion: by the time I can afford it, itâs over.
âSo whatâd your father do?â John says, calculating the size of my trust fund in his head.
âThat, Iâm afraid,â I say, âis a national security issue.â
Julia laughs.
And my hard-on is clanging in my pants.
Time for a break.
In the menâs room, I look at the mirror and think, Itâs been an hour and a half. Julia is sticking. She could be planning to leave any second since she still hasnât taken her coat off, but weâre kind of near the door and itâs kind of chilly and anyway sheâs sticking . My God, my God: do I actually have a chance with this girl? The thing is, when I first saw her, I thought, No biggie. Just another beauty in her donât-touch-me force field. She didnât get to me that much. But now Iâm thinking: this is it. Maybe every guy gets one chance.
Time for a chat with the man. The top dog. Mr. Underneath. My A-Rod.
âSo.
â So.
âHow do you feel?
â How do I feel? How do I look?
âYouâre plumping like a Ballpark Frank.
â Swelling often accompanies fever.
âSettle down. Thatâs not what weâre here for. I canât if youâre
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