boyfriend get you for Valentineâs Day?â I say. All casual like.
âNothing,â she says.
I look at her. She looks at me. She doesnât elaborate.
Thereâs a scene in Fort Apache, the Bronx (number four on my list of Greatest New York Movies, right behind number three, The Warriors ; number two, Midnight Cowboy ; and of course number one, Dog Day Afternoon ) where Paul Newman is sitting in a car in a crappy neighborhood in the Bronx with this lady cop (who turns out to be a junkie, of course) heâs been flirting with. She asks him why he hasnât hit on her. âI donât go to parties where I ainât invited,â he says. âDo you want an engraved invitation?â she says.
The mail has arrived.
Shooterâs ninja combat training is kicking in. Shooter say: As soon as you get a Moment, get her out of there . Just leaving a place and going to another place with her raises the stakes.
âI told a friend of mine Iâd stop by his bar. Do you want to come with?â
âYes,â she says.
Well that was easy.
On the way over she casually drops in a mention of how she âand my boyfriendâ used to work at the Bridgeport, Connecticut, paper. It is unclear whether going out with the boyfriend is part of the âused to.â And Bridgeport is like the Bronx of Connecticut. So I just say, âUh-huh.â
Shooter say: All hot girls have a âboyfriendâ hanging around somewhere. Ignore this information. The brain of the hot girl is not wired to handle the concept of being without a boyfriend. So they hang on to the old until they begin with the new.
She doesnât elaborate. I donât press her.
Luck is on my side again at South, a ramshackle underground alcohole on Forty-ninth. Pete is on the door. He acts like a big friendly slobbering bear, as usual. Gives me a manhug (no contact below the chest, which necessitates sticking your butt out, which is an incredibly gay-looking pose, which is why the straight manhug is an exceedingly rare beast, the did-you-see-it-or-didnât-you Sasquatch of social gestures). Heâs the only bar owner I know in this town. Julia doesnât know that. Pete loves journalists, always treats us to free drinks. We treat him to free stories in our papers. We would do the same for any saloon keeper. Why havenât the rest of them figured this out? I get some drinks. Pete wonât let me pay. I donât try very hard.
Time to show her the back room.
Hardly anybody hangs in the desolate overlit back, the empty place where the barbershop and shoeshine stand used to be. I let her pick three songs from the juke (an obscure Nirvana track, some Nick Drake, and Janeâs Addictionâs âThen She Didâ). It wonât occurto me for months that two of these songs are by dead people and the third sounds like an extremely exhausting heroin trip.
We sit on a tattered orange sofa big enough for two, and only two. The light is garish but weâre completely alone in the room.
âWhat were you like in high school?â I say.
âI was such a dork,â she says. âNo guys would ever go out with me. Till I was, like, fifteen .â
âYou seem like a loner,â I say.
âI always have been,â she says. âIâm just, I donât know. A geek.â
âYou have very nice eyes for a geek,â I say.
She smiles. âI donât know if Iâm ready for the city,â she says.
âWhere do you live now?â
âIn South Norwalk. Connecticut.â
Wow. Now thatâs a commute. âYou canât do that much longer,â I say.
âI know. It takes me an hour and a half to get to work. This week Iâve been staying with that girl who works in reception.â
âYou can find an apartment here,â I say. âJust so long as youâre okay with urban squalor.â
She laughs. âThatâs the thing. I donât mind
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