wearing a lead and the other one is a good cook, and Iâve also got a dog! And a wife! One sleeps in a basket and the other one has a tail, and thatâs the wife! And the dog! I feed one biscuits and the other one goes to the toilet in the street. And Iâve got a wife!) and so I was wondering if he would listen to you?
Would you mind if I get Timmy to email you some questions to help him with his speech? I would hugely appreciate it and we could crack on with the business in the meantime.
Your friend,
Bob
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From: Michael Wong
To: Bob Servant
Subject: OK
Bob,
No i do not know this man but this is OK for me to talk to your son. I have a lot of experience here at the bank so if this is what he needs then yes of course this would not be problem to help your son because we are friends. This is what friends do to help the families. But Bob this must be an exchange and you must help me by providing your full information today OK?
Michael Wong
Alliance Bank
Malaysia
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From: Bob Servant
To: Michael Wong
Subject: Timmy Will Be In Touch
Michael,
Great news and, yes, of course this is very much a case of you scratch my back and Iâll brush your hair. Timmy will be in touch today, Iâve just woken him up. Heâs very cute in the morning with his little face and his four legs. And I also have a dog!
Yours,
Bob
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From: Timmy Servant
To: Michael Wong
Subject: Hello!
Hello Michael!
My Name is Timmy Servant and I am the wee boy of Bob Servant who is your friend.
I want to have some advice please.
Is it important to have friends because I do not have many?
And what is the best way to get a pretty wife?
Also how can I make money in life, what is the best way?
What is the best way to talk to your father?
Thanks for your advice!
Timmy
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From: Michael Wong
To: Timmy Servant
Subject: My advice
My dear boy,
How are you doing today? Yes I am friend of your father Bob and have been waiting for your mail ever since he told me about it. I think i will try my best to anser the questions with the best of my knowledge.
1. Is it important to have friends I do not have many
I think Itâs important to have friends because it can help your social development in many ways. Make sure your friends are people you want to be around. Some people are more comfortable naturally and thatâs okay! You can still have friends. Also, having friends can help you develop a schedule for your days instead of what seems like just lounging around till bedtime.
2. And what is the best way to get a pretty wife?
Timmy, hereâs the problem - a pretty woman makes her husband look small, and very often causes his downfall. As soon as he marries her and then she starts to do the things that will break his heart. But if you make an ugly woman your wife, youâll be happy for the rest of your life. An ugly woman cooks meals on time, and sheâll always give you peace of mind. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
3. Also how can I make money in life, what is the best way?
If you wanted to get rich, how would you do it? I think your best bet would be to start or join a startup. A startup is a small company that takes on a hard technical problem. Lots of people get rich knowing nothing more than that. You donât have to know physics to be a good pitcher. Why do startups have to be small? Will a startup inevitably stop being a startup as it grows larger? Why are there so many startups selling new drugs or computer software, and none selling corn oil or laundry detergent.
4. What is the best way to talk to your father
Contrary to teenage belief, parents are not tyrants! They are simply human beings doing their best to raise a child in the best way they know how. They provide food, shelter, protection, guidance, advice, and love in
Would you mind if I get Timmy to email you some questions to help him with his speech? I would hugely appreciate it and we could crack on with the business in the meantime.
Your friend,
Bob
----------------
From: Michael Wong
To: Bob Servant
Subject: OK
Bob,
No i do not know this man but this is OK for me to talk to your son. I have a lot of experience here at the bank so if this is what he needs then yes of course this would not be problem to help your son because we are friends. This is what friends do to help the families. But Bob this must be an exchange and you must help me by providing your full information today OK?
Michael Wong
Alliance Bank
Malaysia
----------------
From: Bob Servant
To: Michael Wong
Subject: Timmy Will Be In Touch
Michael,
Great news and, yes, of course this is very much a case of you scratch my back and Iâll brush your hair. Timmy will be in touch today, Iâve just woken him up. Heâs very cute in the morning with his little face and his four legs. And I also have a dog!
Yours,
Bob
----------------
From: Timmy Servant
To: Michael Wong
Subject: Hello!
Hello Michael!
My Name is Timmy Servant and I am the wee boy of Bob Servant who is your friend.
I want to have some advice please.
Is it important to have friends because I do not have many?
And what is the best way to get a pretty wife?
Also how can I make money in life, what is the best way?
What is the best way to talk to your father?
Thanks for your advice!
Timmy
----------------
From: Michael Wong
To: Timmy Servant
Subject: My advice
My dear boy,
How are you doing today? Yes I am friend of your father Bob and have been waiting for your mail ever since he told me about it. I think i will try my best to anser the questions with the best of my knowledge.
1. Is it important to have friends I do not have many
I think Itâs important to have friends because it can help your social development in many ways. Make sure your friends are people you want to be around. Some people are more comfortable naturally and thatâs okay! You can still have friends. Also, having friends can help you develop a schedule for your days instead of what seems like just lounging around till bedtime.
2. And what is the best way to get a pretty wife?
Timmy, hereâs the problem - a pretty woman makes her husband look small, and very often causes his downfall. As soon as he marries her and then she starts to do the things that will break his heart. But if you make an ugly woman your wife, youâll be happy for the rest of your life. An ugly woman cooks meals on time, and sheâll always give you peace of mind. If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you.
3. Also how can I make money in life, what is the best way?
If you wanted to get rich, how would you do it? I think your best bet would be to start or join a startup. A startup is a small company that takes on a hard technical problem. Lots of people get rich knowing nothing more than that. You donât have to know physics to be a good pitcher. Why do startups have to be small? Will a startup inevitably stop being a startup as it grows larger? Why are there so many startups selling new drugs or computer software, and none selling corn oil or laundry detergent.
4. What is the best way to talk to your father
Contrary to teenage belief, parents are not tyrants! They are simply human beings doing their best to raise a child in the best way they know how. They provide food, shelter, protection, guidance, advice, and love in
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