the best way they can. But, to answer your question, just approach your dad and say, âDad, I need your advice on something that has been bothering meâ, or something to that effect. I am sure he will listen.
I hope I have been of some asistance to you Timmy now please tell your father Bob I have satisfi ed this.
God bless you
Michael
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From: Timmy Servant
To: Michael Wong
Subject: I have a girlfriend already!
Hello Michael
Thank you so much for the advice! Some of it was what my Dad calls gibberight about women. I have never had a girlfriend beforebut after you gave me that advice I went and told a girl at school that I love here and I want her to come to my house for tea. She is the ugliest girl at the school but like you have told me now she will be loyal to me
Your wee Servant,
Timmy Servant
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From: Michael Wong
To: Timmy Servant
Subject: Tell you father
You are a kind person Timmy. Now you are bringing the man out in you now, by thinking like a wise man. Please tell your father to do the business now.
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From: Bob Servant
To: Michael Wong
Subject: Party Time
Michael,
Just had a message from Timmy to say heâs got himself a piece of skirt and heâs bringing her back to the house tonight. My God, Michael, I donât know what you said but you have worked some magic here! Timmy has never had any skirt before. Iâve invited my pal Frank round, he usually makes fun of Timmy so it will be good for him to see my son with his first skirt and my wife is also absolutely delighted about this. Iâm going to nip down to Maciociaâs chipper and pick up their special âMy Sonâs First Skirtâ battered sausage platter. 33 Iâve just finished preparing the house in celebration and took a photo for you.
Thereâs lots of excitement round here at Bobâs Palace and itâs all thanks to you Michael, well done!
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Bob
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From: Michael Wong
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Contact Bank
Mr. Bob
i am so happy about the Grace of God to help me answer your son question. its my pleasure today that you all are all happy today at you home it is nice to hear that. I hope this special meal is success and I want to say your home is beautiful with the special design. So Bob i want to ask you if you have contact the bank today? Hope to read your mail
God Bless You And Your Family.
Thanks,
Michael
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From: Bob Servant
To: Michael Wong
Subject: Total Humiliation
Michael,
I am going to try very hard here not to lose my temper with you but it will not be easy because you have stitched me up like a kipper and thrown away the key.
Right, well let me begin with Timmyâs so-called skirt. FUCK ME. Michael, at first I thought it was one of his mates dressed up as a laugh. In fact, make that two of his mates. I wasnât sure where the mouth was, things were that bad. She looked like a hungover Geoff Capes. Timmyâs mum started crying and ran off and my pal Frank had an absolute field day, saying things like âHeâs hit the jackpot there, Bobâ and then kept cupping his ear and giving it âdo we hear wedding bells?â until I threw him out.
Anyway, I asked his alleged skirt to leave (you should have seen her walk Michael, she moved like a docker) and sent Timmy to bed even though he kept whining that it was all âMichaelâs ideaâ.
You have caused huge embarrassment to my family, Michael. To my wife and Timmy and, far more importantly, to me. I asked you to give Timmy advice and the next thing you know he winds up with a bird that looks like Michael Heseltine.
Why have you done this to me?
Bob
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From: Michael Wong
To: Bob Servant
Subject: Give him a chance
Mr. Bob,
I think you have to take it easy with your boy Timmy. You must be careful because I believe his choice of woman for life is for him. You can not choose everything for him in his life
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