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Bob is you want to really want to make him happy as a man. Beauty its not everything in life Bob. I have attach all the answers I gave Timmy so you can see I was only doing my best for you and your family Bob. Anyway let us forget this for now and finish the business.
    Your friend,
    Michael
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    From: Frank The Plank
    To: Michael Wong
    Subject: GREAT FUN
    MICHAEL I AM BOB’S FRIEND FRANK. I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI AND THANKS FOR THE BEST LAUGH I’VE HAD FOR A WHILE. CHEERS PAL, I’VE BEEN CELEBRATING ALL DAY! I ATTACH A PHOTO OF MY HOUSE.
    ALL THE BEST AND THAT,
    FRANK

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    From: Michael Wong
    To: Frank The Plank
    Subject: This is not what I wanted
    You are not a good man to make laugh of this and that is Bob’s house so why say that?
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Michael Wong
    Subject: It gets worse
    Michael,
    Things have gone a bit Spielberg here. 35 Timmy’s not in his bedroom, looks like the little bugger’s run away. I’m off out to look for him.
    Bob
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    From: Timmy Servant
    To: Michael Wong
    Subject: What is Your Address?
    Hello Michael
    It is Timmy here I’m hiding at the Internet Cafe.I have had problems with my Dad who is an idiot. He said my girlfriend was ‘an offence’ and asked her to get out our house so I climbed out the window and my girlfriend and I are going to run away. Can we come and live with you? I could work cleaning your house and my girlfriend says she could work as a bouncer at a local pub,
    Timmy
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    From: Michael Wong
    To: Timmy Servant
    Subject: Go Home
    Dear Timmy,
    Yes your dad told me you are not around so please come back home with your dad please and tell your dad i told you to do this. Right now timmy do not worry about the girlfriend tell her to go home for now to her own home
    Michael
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    From: Timmy Servant
    To: Michael Wong
    Subject: RE: Go Home
    Can we not come and live with you?My girlfriend says she could work as an enforcer for a local debt collecting company?
    Timmy
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    From: Michael Wong
    To: Timmy Servant
    Subject: No
    No Timmy you must go home and tell your father it was me that told you to go home and this was why you did it.
    Michael
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    From: Michael Wong
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: Timmy
    OK Bob I have some news. I have found Timmy for you. he is very angry because you wronged him with his girl and embarassed him with her. I have spoken sense to him and saved this terrible position. He will come home now because I have told him. Bob i hope you appreciate what I have done for you here and if you are anyman of honor you will now send me the information i require.
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    From: Bob Servant
    To: Michael Wong
    Subject: Keep him
    Michael,
    Good to hear from you. Listen, do me favour and tell Timmy to go and live somewhere else will you? The last couple of days have been absolutely terrific and it’s only now I realise how annoying and selfish Timmy can be. There has been a lot more food to go about and it’s been great watching the telly without having him whine about wanting to watch something.
    And the best thing is I’ll never have to see his skirt again. Honestly Michael, you wouldn’t believe it unless you saw it. I attach a sketch I’ve done from memory that is probably about 90% accurate.
    Cheers,
    Bob

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    From: Michael Wong
    To: Bob Servant
    Subject: He is your son Bob
    Bob what is wrong with you? you are speak of your son i think your only son from what you said and you do not want him now? because of one mistake with this girl? bob let timmy come home and speak to him and yes if she looks like this at all then maybe the girl must go but not timmy as well. Come on bob sort this problem but most important send me your banking information now so at least we can start.
    You are a great concern to me bob causing problems even with my sleep
    Michael
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    From: Bob

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