and the keys to my ride and got ghost, but before I could make it out the front door, that little bugger had run up on me again. He even beat me to the door.
âWhat theâHowâd you do that?â
He had the nerve to grab my shirttail and try to yank me down.
âI said , can I call you Daddy ?â He poked his bottom lip out with an attitude, like I owed him an answer.
I leaned down to his level. I removed my shirttail from his sticky little peanut butter grip and looked down at my brand-new white Sean John button-up shirt. Brown sticky stains were smeared all over it. Damn it . I looked into those big old magnifier eyes of his.
âLook here, you little peanut-butter-smelling, magnifier-eyed, big-headed little skunk. The only thing you can call me is Mr. Invisible Man âcause you ainât never gonna see me again. Peace out!â
I walked out and slammed the door behind me. He opened the door and hollered at my back. âYou coming back tonight? I got checkers. You like checkers?â
I kept walking, didnât look back. I walked to the curb where Iâd parked my ride. I got in, started it up, and shook my head. I couldnât believe this shit. Iâd kicked it with that girl for two whole months. She never said nothing about no kid. Sometimes weâd kick it at my condo, but most times we hung at her house since her neighbors werenât as close and we could get loud. Iâd never seen a toy, a bicycle, a pair of Spider-man briefsânothing that would clue me in that she had a kid.
I drove back to my place, still shaking my head. Her body was tight, too. Old girl could bounce a basketball off her abs. No stretch marks. Nothing.
I got home, jumped in the shower, and kept thinking. She didnât act like a mother, neither. She never had to get home early. Never said a thing about finding a babysitter. Iâd call her, sheâd say whatâs up? Iâd say letâs go and weâd roll to the beach, a movie, dinner, a club. We even did two weekends in Vegas at a momentâs notice. I didnât get it. How could she have a kid right under my nose the whole time and I not know it?
I got out the shower and kept thinking about it. The sex. Whoa! No way could she be somebodyâs mother. Nobodyâs âmamaâ was supposed to do it like that. Old girl was a freak.
Naked and wet, I picked up the phone and called her. âYou lying. That ainât your child.â
âYes, it is.â
âYou made me think you didnât have one. You deceived me,â I said, self-righteously indignant.
âYou deceived me, too.â
âI ainât lied about nothing.â
âYou said you could last a whole hour.â
âShut up.â I hung up the phone. This was serious and she was trying to change the subject.
I didnât have time for this. I got dressed, checked my suit, and slipped my Rolex on my wrist. I rushed out the door. I had things to do. I was Chris âCrisp Dollarâ Duckett, owner and CEO of the premier Los Angeles music promotion company, not to mention bachelor extraordinaire. Hard, lean, and mean, thatâs how I did things. Ask anybody. Theyâd tell you. And donât believe that lie about not lasting an hour. The girl was out of her mind. She lost track of time. Believe that.
I had a meeting with Nellyâs people that morning. I was making power moves, shaking it up and baking things, and as usual, things were going my way . . . until my secretary beeped in.
I pushed the intercom button. âWhatâs up? You know Iâm in a meeting.â
âYes, but, Mr. Ducket, I think you need to come out to the lobby.â
âI donât needââ I calmed myself. âThis had better be important.â I got up and apologized to the people in my office. âExcuse me for a sec.â
I stepped outside my office, walked down the hall, and opened the lobby door. My secretary
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