and a bunch of other people were standing around a water fountain watching somebody perform.
I walked over there. A little midget wearing sunglasses was standing on top of the water fountain, his pants sagging below his Spider-roo underwear. Nehemiah?
He was blowing up a karaoke microphone hooked up to an amplifier, rapping and impersonating artists Iâve promotedâBow Wow. Lilâ Flip. Twista. Ludacris. D4L. And the little sucker was good, too.
I squeezed through the crowd as he started his Lilâ Jon impersonation. He deepened his voice, picked up a drink, pulled on his cap, and put in his silver teeth, the whole nine.
âWhaaat? Whaaat? Yeaahh!â
The little punk had mad talent, especially to be only five years old. I ainât never seen nothing like it.
He had a cardboard sign at his feet: C HRIS DUCKETT DONâT WANNA BE MY DADDY : HELP A LILâ BASTARD OUT. People were breaking off large bills and tossing them into his bucket.
He spotted me in the crowd and lowered his dark sunglasses. He raised one bushy eyebrow over the top and hooked his big bug eye on me.
He pointed at me. âThere my daddy is right there!â
People turned around and started hissing at me.
âI ainât your daddy.â
He yelled back, âThat ainât what Dana said.â
âWho the hell is Dana ?â
âD.N.A.!â Nehemiah started crying. Not a little boo-hoo-hoo, but big old nasty blubbering snotty nose wet wailing like somebody had stolen his candy and smacked him upside his head.
A lady hauled off and clocked me with her Gucci bag. âHow could you forsake a little kid like that?â
Another one poked me in my back. âYou men like making babies but then donât want to take care of them.â
Another one shoved me. âDogs! All of you!â
âHeâs lying!â I pushed my way through the crowd, grabbed the cardboard sign, and tore it up. âThis ainât my kid!â
Nehemiah kept crying louder and even started blubbering into the mic, turning the whole water fountain performance into a riot scene. That lilâ bastard really knew how to work a crowd. He moved his little balled-up hands away from his wet eyes long enough to shoot me a smile that nobody could see but me. Could have sworn I saw some fangs on those little teeth.
âYou little suckerââ I grabbed his ankle. He kicked me with his other sneaker. I cocked back and was about to smack him when two big, buff, Suge Knightâlooking brothers stepped forward.
âWhat you thinking about doing?â the one with the prison tats snarled at me.
I wasnât scared.
Hell. Yes, I was. I let go of Nehemiahâs ankle. âIâm thinking about taking him to his mother. Thatâs all, my brotha.â
I backed up and smiled, but threw Nehemiah an Iâm-gonna-kick-your-short-little-ass look.
Nehemiah dried up his tears, leaped off the fountain, and jumped into me, grabbing me around my neck. âDaddy! Daddy!â
The crowd applauded.
The lady with the Gucci bag patted me on my shoulder. âThatâs right. Be responsible. Do the right thing. You know youâre that kidâs daddy. Look at his head. Itâs big, just like yours.â
I grabbed Nehemiah by the neck. The big guy with the prison tats leaned forward. I smiled, lovingly, and removed my hands from Nehemiahâs neck.
âCâmon!â I shoved the kid out the front door with me. I stomped through the parking lot to my ride. He struggled to keep up.
âWhere we going?â
âIâm taking you to your mama,â I threatened him, thinking heâd cry at the prospect of a butt whipping.
He shrugged. âAw, that ainât nothing but a chicken wing.â
Obviously, Shamir wasnât beating his behind enough. I kept walking fast. âHowâd you get out here? You ainât old enough to catch a bus.â
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