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Authors: Sadie Allison
Tags: General, Medical, Self-Help, Sexual Instruction, oral sex, Urology, Foreplay, Sex Instruction for Women
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tour. I’ll show you all the places of interest, pleasure zones, trigger points—and how YOU can get a standing ovation for your reignited energy, creativity and enthusiasm.
The Penis: Your Guided Tour
Penises are fascinating—and fun to play with! And just like vaginas, penises have infinite variations in size, color and shape.
Some are big, some are small, and some will surprise you by how big they become. Some are one shade. Others are two. Some get stiff and point to the sky. Others aim at your toes. Some have big heads. Others are knee-slappers. A few swivel around like human joysticks. Others veer to one side. A handful curve up like bananas. Others are straight as arrows. Many are circumcised. And all the rest are not.
The average penis in the USA today measures between 2 to 4 inches soft, and 5 to 7 inches erect, with an erect shaft girth (circumference) of about 4 to 5 inches—all engineered by nature for your pleasure, comfort and satisfaction.
The Official Dick-tionary
Glans (“Head”) The top part of the penis that’s designed for penetration—and pleasure. (glanz)
Frenulum (“V-Spot”) The ultra-sensitive skin that forms a “V” on the underside of the penis, between the head and shaft. (FREN-you-lum)
Corona (“Ridge”) The tender ridge that encircles the base of the head where it meets the shaft. (ko.ROW.nah)
Meatus (“Peehole”) These two tiny lips at the tip of the head are the very tip of the urethra, the tube that brings his come and pee to the outside. (me.A.tus)
Shaft The longneck of the penis, from the corona to the scrotum.
Prepuce (“Foreskin”) The loose hood of skin that covers the head of the penis on an uncircumcised man. (PRE. puce)
Tender Spot The sensitive area where the bottom of the shaft connects to the scrotum.
Scrotum (“Sack”) The soft wrinkly pouch that holds the testicles. (SKRO·tum)
Testicles (“Balls”) The two round glands that produce the sperm. (TES-tickles)
Ball Seam The vertical line along the middle of the scrotum.
Prostate (“Male G-Spot” or “P-Spot”) The muscular gland that creates slippery fluid for the semen—also a potent pleasure zone. (PROS-tate)
Pubococcygeus Muscle (“PC Muscle”) The muscle that encircles the base of the penis and the anus, that pulses involuntarily at orgasm. (PY00·bo·cock·SID·jee·us)
Perineum (“Taint”) The nerve-ending-rich area of skin between the anus and testicles. (per·IN·eum)
Anus (“Butthole”) The nerve-ending-rich opening at the very end of the rectum. (AYonus)
Rectum The pleasure zone just beyond the anus that responds to pressure. (REK·tum)
What Is “Penis”?
If you look up “penis” in the average dictionary, here’s what you’ll find:
The external male organ of copulation that in mammals (including humans) is usually used to expel urine from the body.
Yuck! Who’s going to put THAT near their mouth! But why is this fun, sensual, erotic plaything so often described with tongue-twisting clinical terms and pictured with scary medical illustrations?
Perhaps you’ll find this definition from Sadie’s Dictionary a tad more inviting:
The male love muscle designed to give you the most intensely satisfying gift in the world—orgasms. Your sensual playground to please your lover with extreme sexual pleasure.
Ahhh. Now bring that penis over here, baby!
Our Friend, The Foreskin
Whether or not they get to keep it, every baby boy is born with a foreskin—the small hood of skin that covers the head of the penis. Usually for religious or cultural reasons, parents choose to have their baby’s foreskin surgically removed shortly after birth. This is called circumcision, and it doesn’t reduce penis size, thankfully. In the USA, about 60 percent of newborn males are now circumcised—compared to approximately 15 percent worldwide.
The foreskin actually serves several
The Penis: Your Guided Tour
Penises are fascinating—and fun to play with! And just like vaginas, penises have infinite variations in size, color and shape.
Some are big, some are small, and some will surprise you by how big they become. Some are one shade. Others are two. Some get stiff and point to the sky. Others aim at your toes. Some have big heads. Others are knee-slappers. A few swivel around like human joysticks. Others veer to one side. A handful curve up like bananas. Others are straight as arrows. Many are circumcised. And all the rest are not.
The average penis in the USA today measures between 2 to 4 inches soft, and 5 to 7 inches erect, with an erect shaft girth (circumference) of about 4 to 5 inches—all engineered by nature for your pleasure, comfort and satisfaction.
The Official Dick-tionary
Glans (“Head”) The top part of the penis that’s designed for penetration—and pleasure. (glanz)
Frenulum (“V-Spot”) The ultra-sensitive skin that forms a “V” on the underside of the penis, between the head and shaft. (FREN-you-lum)
Corona (“Ridge”) The tender ridge that encircles the base of the head where it meets the shaft. (ko.ROW.nah)
Meatus (“Peehole”) These two tiny lips at the tip of the head are the very tip of the urethra, the tube that brings his come and pee to the outside. (me.A.tus)
Shaft The longneck of the penis, from the corona to the scrotum.
Prepuce (“Foreskin”) The loose hood of skin that covers the head of the penis on an uncircumcised man. (PRE. puce)
Tender Spot The sensitive area where the bottom of the shaft connects to the scrotum.
Scrotum (“Sack”) The soft wrinkly pouch that holds the testicles. (SKRO·tum)
Testicles (“Balls”) The two round glands that produce the sperm. (TES-tickles)
Ball Seam The vertical line along the middle of the scrotum.
Prostate (“Male G-Spot” or “P-Spot”) The muscular gland that creates slippery fluid for the semen—also a potent pleasure zone. (PROS-tate)
Pubococcygeus Muscle (“PC Muscle”) The muscle that encircles the base of the penis and the anus, that pulses involuntarily at orgasm. (PY00·bo·cock·SID·jee·us)
Perineum (“Taint”) The nerve-ending-rich area of skin between the anus and testicles. (per·IN·eum)
Anus (“Butthole”) The nerve-ending-rich opening at the very end of the rectum. (AYonus)
Rectum The pleasure zone just beyond the anus that responds to pressure. (REK·tum)
What Is “Penis”?
If you look up “penis” in the average dictionary, here’s what you’ll find:
The external male organ of copulation that in mammals (including humans) is usually used to expel urine from the body.
Yuck! Who’s going to put THAT near their mouth! But why is this fun, sensual, erotic plaything so often described with tongue-twisting clinical terms and pictured with scary medical illustrations?
Perhaps you’ll find this definition from Sadie’s Dictionary a tad more inviting:
The male love muscle designed to give you the most intensely satisfying gift in the world—orgasms. Your sensual playground to please your lover with extreme sexual pleasure.
Ahhh. Now bring that penis over here, baby!
Our Friend, The Foreskin
Whether or not they get to keep it, every baby boy is born with a foreskin—the small hood of skin that covers the head of the penis. Usually for religious or cultural reasons, parents choose to have their baby’s foreskin surgically removed shortly after birth. This is called circumcision, and it doesn’t reduce penis size, thankfully. In the USA, about 60 percent of newborn males are now circumcised—compared to approximately 15 percent worldwide.
The foreskin actually serves several
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