Spank: The Improbable Adventures of George Aloysius Brown by Alan Daniels
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knocked all other news off the headlines. In court the colonel stated, ' I think that spanking a girl's bottom - if she is willing and likes it and enjoys it - is simply part of fun. Provided it is with her consent, it is nothing more notorious than the Italian habit of bottom-pinching. '
" Apparently in his case, however, it wasn ' t entirely consensual. In her testimony what the young lady objected to was that he poured whisky over her bottom before he spanked it. Shocking waste of scotch, in my opinion. Hope it wasn ' t a single malt. "
" Who won the case? "
" He did. "
" And the judgment? "
" He was awarded one penny damages. "
Joanne laughed.
" Lovely story, " she said. " What about the cinema? Have you seen any spanking on the big screen, or the internet, for that matter? "
" No, I mean that ' s the problem isn ' t it? At least for me it is. Most internet sites are horrible, more about abuse than love and eroticism. I gave up on porn sites which as you can imagine makes my assignment more difficult. "
Joanne reached over and patted the back of his hand.
George ' s heart skipped a beat.
" Arguably the best erotic spanking movie ever was made in France in 1976. La Fessee. I don't suppose you've seen it? "
George shook his head. " Never heard of it. Are you talking about a full-length film? "
" Absolutely, it's beautifully made and it caused a sensation when it went on general release in Paris . You can still see it on line. If you can't find it I'll send you the link. Its full title is La Fessee – Memoires of M . Leon – Maitre Fesseur. "
" Monsieur Leon , I presume, was a master of the art. Go on. "
" In the movie he is a bank teller. But when he spanks his girlfriend after he catches her having sex with another man, he sees how she became incredibly turned on. So he starts spanking other women as a kind of a night job – by appointment and for money. His first 'client' is his boss at the bank who invites him for dinner. During the meal and in the presence of his gorgeous wife he explains that they are having problems. They have tried sex toys, manuals, counseling, but nothing works. As a couple, they need something to put the spark back into their sex life. 'M. Leon, you are our last resort,' the boss tells him. So they retire to the salon where he spanks her while her husband watches. It's one of the most erotic movie scenes I have ever seen. And guess what? Introducing this element to their love life saves the guy's marriage. "
" And the other women, they all pay for his services? "
" They do. And speaking of money, your time is almost up? "
" Almost? " Joanne got to her feet, went to his side and gave him a little peck on the cheek. " It's been a while for you, hasn't it? I'm sorry I can't offer you any whisky. " So saying, she wriggled out of her jeans and pulled her panties down positioning herself over his lap.
And so in a little bedsit in Basildon, five years after the Bali bombing, the years of grieving fell away and it was George who thought he had died and gone to heaven. Joanne's bottom, now presented to him, was plump and round with a firmness and muscular tone that might have been carved from polished ebony. She arched her back and moved her buttocks deliciously making little appreciative noises to George's every administration.
" You're good, " she told him afterwards as they sat chastely together on the sofa. " No wonder your wife was always wanting more. "
" Joanne, thank you, I can't tell you how…. " She interrupted him, " You don't have to. " She slipped her arm in his and walked him to the door.
" Good luck with your book. " She paused and pulled something from her pocket. I have never done this before with a client, but here's my card. You can come by the library and if I can help you with your research, I will. There are some books on the subject you might like to read. I'll dig some out. " She gave him another little peck on the cheek. " So long. "
George practically
" Apparently in his case, however, it wasn ' t entirely consensual. In her testimony what the young lady objected to was that he poured whisky over her bottom before he spanked it. Shocking waste of scotch, in my opinion. Hope it wasn ' t a single malt. "
" Who won the case? "
" He did. "
" And the judgment? "
" He was awarded one penny damages. "
Joanne laughed.
" Lovely story, " she said. " What about the cinema? Have you seen any spanking on the big screen, or the internet, for that matter? "
" No, I mean that ' s the problem isn ' t it? At least for me it is. Most internet sites are horrible, more about abuse than love and eroticism. I gave up on porn sites which as you can imagine makes my assignment more difficult. "
Joanne reached over and patted the back of his hand.
George ' s heart skipped a beat.
" Arguably the best erotic spanking movie ever was made in France in 1976. La Fessee. I don't suppose you've seen it? "
George shook his head. " Never heard of it. Are you talking about a full-length film? "
" Absolutely, it's beautifully made and it caused a sensation when it went on general release in Paris . You can still see it on line. If you can't find it I'll send you the link. Its full title is La Fessee – Memoires of M . Leon – Maitre Fesseur. "
" Monsieur Leon , I presume, was a master of the art. Go on. "
" In the movie he is a bank teller. But when he spanks his girlfriend after he catches her having sex with another man, he sees how she became incredibly turned on. So he starts spanking other women as a kind of a night job – by appointment and for money. His first 'client' is his boss at the bank who invites him for dinner. During the meal and in the presence of his gorgeous wife he explains that they are having problems. They have tried sex toys, manuals, counseling, but nothing works. As a couple, they need something to put the spark back into their sex life. 'M. Leon, you are our last resort,' the boss tells him. So they retire to the salon where he spanks her while her husband watches. It's one of the most erotic movie scenes I have ever seen. And guess what? Introducing this element to their love life saves the guy's marriage. "
" And the other women, they all pay for his services? "
" They do. And speaking of money, your time is almost up? "
" Almost? " Joanne got to her feet, went to his side and gave him a little peck on the cheek. " It's been a while for you, hasn't it? I'm sorry I can't offer you any whisky. " So saying, she wriggled out of her jeans and pulled her panties down positioning herself over his lap.
And so in a little bedsit in Basildon, five years after the Bali bombing, the years of grieving fell away and it was George who thought he had died and gone to heaven. Joanne's bottom, now presented to him, was plump and round with a firmness and muscular tone that might have been carved from polished ebony. She arched her back and moved her buttocks deliciously making little appreciative noises to George's every administration.
" You're good, " she told him afterwards as they sat chastely together on the sofa. " No wonder your wife was always wanting more. "
" Joanne, thank you, I can't tell you how…. " She interrupted him, " You don't have to. " She slipped her arm in his and walked him to the door.
" Good luck with your book. " She paused and pulled something from her pocket. I have never done this before with a client, but here's my card. You can come by the library and if I can help you with your research, I will. There are some books on the subject you might like to read. I'll dig some out. " She gave him another little peck on the cheek. " So long. "
George practically
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