I said, “Yes, I do. And don’t worry, Yolanda is long gone and Veronica is quite of age now. There’s nothing scandalous going on.” She leaned even closer and lowered her voice, “Oh dear Jude, my son. It’s true, that is Yolanda’s daughter. But you must know…your father had an affair. He could never keep it in his pants.” “I know that Mom, I know about all his affairs,” I replied. “Then you must know that Veronica can’t be your girlfriend, Jude. She’s your sister. Well, your half sister.” I sat back and processed the information I had just been given. Veronica. Ronnie. Pet. Was my sister. Interesting indeed.