Santa Clawed

Santa Clawed by Rita Mae Brown

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set. Many ate more, not realizing the cold spurred their appetites. However, the humans all knew there were four more shopping days left until Christmas.
    As it was Saturday, December 20, Harry congratulated herself on getting her shopping done early. Wrapped presents, with cards attached, would be given to her friends after the St. Luke’s party. Since everyone would be there—well, most everyone—she’d save gas money on deliveries. Saving money was more important to Harry than to Fair. He figured you can’t take it with you, but he wasn’t a spend-thrift.
    “What’s she doing now?”
Pewter rested on the windowsill of the kitchen window over the sink.
    “Reading a recipe. Christmas demands special dishes. You know that,”
Mrs. Murphy, also on the windowsill, replied.
    “Well, I wish she’d start cooking so we could get tidbits.”
    “Stuffed goose,”
Tucker dreamily said from her sheepskin bed.
    “Oyster stuffing.”
Pewter purred.
    “I don’t think she uses oyster stuffing for goose.”
Mrs. Murphy tried to remember past Christmas meals.
“Of course, she could roast a goose and a capon. Wouldn’t that be something?”
    “More for us.”
Pewter raised her voice.
    Harry looked up from the notebook, her mother’s fine handwriting still dark blue on the lined pages. “Getting pretty chatty around here.”
    Tucker shot out of her bed and raced to the kitchen door.
“Intruder!”
    The cats sat up to look out the window just in time to see Simon, the barn possum, scurry back through the animal hatch in the left barn door.
    One minute later, Brother Sheldon, with Brother Ed in the passenger seat, rolled up in a one-ton truck.
    Harry rose, saw the two monks, put on her jacket, and hurried outside. “Brother Sheldon, Brother Ed, what a welcome surprise. Please come in and have some coffee, tea, or maybe something stronger.”
    Brother Sheldon smiled. “Thank you, but we’re here to drop off your tree. Brother Morris has us on many a mission.”
    The two men climbed into the back of the truck and maneuvered the symmetrical Scotch pine. Once at the edge of the tailgate, they hopped off, hoisted it, then walked it inside. Harry preceded them to open the doors. The tree was placed in a corner of the living room.
    “You wrapped the bucket in red foil.” Harry beamed.
    “That’s beautiful.” The two started to leave. “Let me pay you for the tree. I never did pay.”
    Now in the kitchen, Brother Ed said, “No. It’s the brotherhood’s gift to you.”
    Harry reached into her pocket, pulled out bills, and pressed ten dollars into each man’s hand. “Please take this.”
    “We don’t want anything,” Brother Sheldon protested.
    “I know you don’t, but it’s cold, you’ve made a special trip, and, really, you’ve made my day.” She walked over to the liquor cabinet, which was an old pie safe, and retrieved a brand-new bottle of Johnnie Walker Black. She handed it to them. “Wards off the chill.”
    “Yes, it does.” Brother Ed liked a nip now and then.
    As Harry opened the kitchen door for them to leave, she noted, “You sure have a truck full of trees. You will be making the rounds all day.”
    “Maybe even the night, with the traffic.” Brother Sheldon frowned. “Too much buying useless stuff.” He threw up his hands. “The bills aren’t paid off until April and half the stuff that people received is in the trash. We need to go back to the real Christmas.”
    “I agree with you there. A present or two might be nice, but these days it’s a glut. Even people without much money way overspend.”
    Brother Ed, who had a trimmed Vandyke, pulled out his gloves and said, “The American way. That’s one reason I joined the brotherhood. Kind of like stop the ‘ merry-go-wrong’ I want to get off.”
    “I understand,” replied Harry, who did.
    No sooner did the laden truck leave than Cooper pulled up. The tracks were already glossing with ice.
    Tucker barked again, and Harry, seeing

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