already had a boyfriend.
âLetâs sneak out one at a time,â I said. âIâll go first, I have to stop in the bathroom.â I knew I had to write all this down while it was still fresh in my mind. Besides which, I had to reapply my eyeliner and mascara, since Iâd just cried it all off. âIâll meet you guys back at Broadway and One-sixty-eighth.â
âThis blows,â Lana said. She is very in touch with her feelings.
âThe limoâs waiting there,â I said. âIâll take you to Pinkberry. My treat.â
âPinkberry, my butt,â Lana said. âYouâre taking us to Nobu.â
âFine,â I said.
So I snuck in here. Where Iâve reapplied my makeup, and Iâm writing this.
Really, itâs better this way. To let him go. Not that I ever really had him, or could have, really, butâ¦well, âtis a far, far better thing I do , and all of that. Iâm sure Grandmère wouldnât think so. But this really is the more princessy thing to do. The Moscovitzes looked so happy. Even Lilly.
And sheâs never happy.
Okay, I better go meet those guys. I think Lars might actually shoot me if I make him wait any longer. Iâ
Hey, those shoes look really familiar.
Oh, no.
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Saturday, April 29, 4:00 p.m., limo home
Oh, yes.
Lilly. It was Lilly.
In the stall next to mine.
She totally recognized my platform Mary Janes. My new Prada ones, not the old ones I had from two years ago, which she so mercilessly savaged on her website.
She was like, âMia? Is that you in there? I thought I saw Lars in the hallwayâ¦.â
What could I do? I couldnât say it wasnât me. Obviously.
So I came out and there she was, looking totally confused, like, What are you doing here?
Fortunately the whole time I was sitting in the audience Iâd totally had a chance to make up a story for what I would say if this happened.
Mia Thermopolisâs Big Fat Lie Number Six.
âOh, hi, Lilly.â I was so Ms. Casual. Even though I had given myself a complete MAC makeover and blowout and was in my best Nanette Lepore top and black lace-trimmed leggings, I acted like the whole thing was no big deal. âGretchen Weinberger couldnât make it today so she gave me her press pass and asked me to cover the story of Michaelâs donation for her.â I even pulled Gretchenâs press pass out of my bag to prove my colossal lie. âI hope thatâs okay with you.â
Lilly just stared at the press pass. Then she looked up at me (because I still tower over her by about six inches, especially in my platforms, even though she was wearing heels).
Honestly, I didnât like the way she was looking at me.Like she didnât believe me.
Too late, I remembered the way Lilly could always tell when I was lying (because my nostrils flare).
However, Iâve been practicing lying in front of the mirror, and also in front of Grandmère, to stop this from happening, because people being able to tell youâre lying is a total detriment to oneâs future career as a princess, or whatever you want to be, really, as white lies are really crucial to all professions (âOh, no, you have much longer than six months to live, actuallyâ).
And Grandmère says Iâve gotten much better about it (J.P., too. Well, obviously. Otherwise heâd have known when I said I hadnât gotten into any of the colleges I said I hadnât gotten into. Not to mention any of the other multiple lies Iâve told him. I could kill Lilly for having told him about the nostril thing. Sometimes I wonder if thereâs anything else she told him about me that he hasnât told me she told him).
I was pretty sure Lilly couldnât tell I was lying. But just to be sure, I added, âI hope you donât mind Iâm here. I tried to stay out of your way and in the background as much as possible. I know this is a special
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