Dirt. Turner Cuckoo spit. Bug Fox piss. Turner Dog shit. Bug Cow shit. Turner Horse shit. Bug Stage skunk. Turner And fuck all else. Burns enters. Turner ( To Bug .) Heâs thinkinâ about how he can laid already. Burns Welcome to the Peak. Burns and James shake hands. Burns Burns. James James. Burns Just got in? James Bout an hour ago. Burns How was the train up here? James Took a while. Burns Been some time since I travelled about. Burns Whatâs it lookinâ like? James What dâyou mean? Burns See any construction work goinâ on? Bug She in the outbuildinâ. James Canât say I did. Burns Buildinâ a homes? James shakes his head. Turner He only been sat on a train. Burns Repairinâ aâ roads? James shakes his head. Turner Arterial roads have been fixed. Burns Nothinâ like that? James shakes his head. Burns No sign aâ Recovery then? Turner Priorities sâwhat they been doinâ. Burns Thought the Recovery was one. Beat . Bug I got an Illegal. Burns Wasnât expectinâ yer till tomorrow. James When I got inta Manchester there been a freight leavinâ early, so I took that. Burns Been over to Headquarters whilst you there. James Been given a letter for yer. Burns Letter? What kind aâ letter? James produces the letter. Burns takes it and reads the envelope. James steps away. Turner nods at Bug for them to give Burns some space. Burns opens the envelope and reads the letter. Pause. He laughs. The men turn round. Burns I been put in charge. Bug and James happily step forwards. Turner stays where he is with a face like a smacked arse. Bug ( Pats back. ) Congratulations. James ( Shakes hand. ) Congratulations. Turner Whatâs it say? Burns You can read it later. Turner Like to read it now. Burns It goinâ up on the kitchen wall. Mrs Peel enters. Mrs Peel Sheâs pregnant and she far gone. Bug She aint showinâ. You checked? Mrs Peel She as wide as a river in spate. Bug ( Grins. ) Nothinâ worse. Mrs Peel When yer boat aint big enough. Mrs Peel leaves. Burns Thereâs a train leavinâ at eleven. ( To Bug . ) Youâll just about make it. Turner We celebratinâ tonight. Burns Next trains not for a week. Turner What difference does it make? Burns No need to drag this thing out. Turner Aint as if she gonna drop it in a week. Burns Best she goes now. Turner He aint gonna get back here till gone three. Burns Put her on a horse too. Turner I say we vote on it. Burns I say what goes on around here now. Bug nods, Turner nods grudgingly. Burns leaves. Bug He just pissed all over my strawberries. Bug leaves. Turner and James watch him go. Turner Thereâs no way Stevens would aâ done that. James Whoâs Stevens? Turner He the boss round here. James Whereâd he go? Turner Venezuela, with the rest aâ âem. There been eight aâ us here to start with. Turner walks off in the opposite direction to Bug . Turner ( Stops. ) You cominâ? ( Storms off .) We got a war victory to celebrate. James leaves. Scene Two Kitchen. Afternoon. Megan has mopped the floor, she now rings out the mop. James enters stops as he sees the wet floor between the two of them. James Morninâ. Megan spins round. Megan Morninâ. James Guess I canât come in here. They look at the floor . . . James How long it gonna take to dry? Megan Five minutes. James Five? Megan Three, maybe. James Hard to be exact. Megan It tricky to judge. James I bet. They look at each other . . . James Come back in five then. James makes to leave. Megan Bound to be three by now. James Donât seem worth goinâ. Megan Just to come back again. Beat. Megan You could wait here? James Iâm not botherinâ you? Megan I just finished. Well . . . almost. Megan âs eyes narrow on a supposed blemish on the floor. Megan Missed a bit. Megan takes