asked Mark.
âNope. Not one. No idea where she puts them, mate, no idea at all.â
âAnd she isnât in the house, I take it?â
âNope,â said Sean. âSo Iâve got no idea. No idea where they are. I know where I put them, I remember where I put them, but then she goes and moves them to some other drawer, know what I mean?â
âYeah, sounds familiar,â said Mark, and they had a chuckle. âHold on a moment, I might not need your account number, Iâll just ask my supervisor.â
âBrain damage, arenât they?â asked Sean.
Mark said nothing.
âBrain damage, arenât they, mate?â asked Sean again, before realising Mark was probably away from the desk to talk to his supervisor. A minute later, Mark came back.
âHi there, sorry about that,â said Mark.
âBrain damage, arenât they?â asked Sean, but Mark didnât catch it.
âWhat we can do is, do you have the phone you usually use to pay the bill? Your numberâs currently coming up as withheld.â
âI donât,â said Sean. âMy wife usually phones from her mobile, and I donât have her mobile, she does, so â¦â
Mark let out a wee tut.
âI know, mate,â said Sean. âI know. Brain damage.â
âNo, sorry, I didnât mean that,â laughed Mark. âI was tutting at the situation, not your wife. I do apologise.â Mark laughed again. âThank God this isnât recorded. No, I do apologise.â
âItâs cool, mate,â said Sean, laughing along. âSeriously. Itâs her that caused the situation, know what I mean? I bet yours has caused a situation or two, eh? No offence, but you said it sounded familiar, did you not?â
âYeah, a few situations. But Iâve caused a fair share myself.â Mark straightened up and got back to business. âOK, let me think. How urgent is it that you pay the bill? Is it overdue?â
âWhat kind of situations?â asked Sean.
âSorry?â
âYour wife,â said Sean. âWhat kind of situations has she caused? Sorry to pry, but I could do with a laugh. I need it after today!â
âOh, um, you know,â said Mark, half laughing. âJust things like what you said, the same as yourself, moving things around, moving my keys, that kind of thing.â
âThe keys! I know, mate, whatâs the script with that? Itâs like they get a buzz out of fucking with your head, isnât it?â asked Sean. âIsnât it?â
âYou could be right,â laughed Mark, before clearing his throat. âOK, well, if your bill isnât that urgent, what you could do isââ
âListen, mate,â said Sean. âListen.â
It was time to cut to the chase.
âYou listening?â asked Sean.
âYes,â said Mark.
âTheyâre brain damage.â
âYeah. But, if your bill isnât that urgent, you can wait until sheââ
âMate. Itâs cool,â said Sean quietly. âI get it. I know what youâre going through.â
âSorry?â said Mark.
âMe and you. Me and you ⦠are the same.â
There was a long silence from Markâs end. Sean continued, bringing his voice down to a whisper.
âTheyâd never make the connection. The police, I mean. They wouldnât have any records, my numberâs withheld. And this isnât being recorded, remember?â
Silence.
âThereâs nothing to connect yours to mine or mine to yours. Theyâd never think somebody would travel hundreds of miles just to do that. Youâre down south I take it, aye?â
Silence.
âJust think of the insurance. Has yours got insurance?â asked Sean. âLife insurance? Get insurance. I know itâs not about the money, but for all the shite weâve had to go through weâre entitled to some compensation,
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