friend.â
âSo thatâs all you want me back for,â said her bum.âTo make you a better bum-fighter. You just donât get it, do you?â
âNo, thatâs not what I meant!â said Eleanor. âI can understand how you feel, but . . .â
âNo, you canât,â said her bum. âYou have no idea how it feels to be abandoned. But donât worry, you soon will.â
âWhat do you mean?â said Eleanor.
âRobobum!â said Eleanorâs bum. âStop immediately! Iâm getting off.â
âAffirmative,â said Robobum. âSetting down now!â
âBut you canât get off,â said Eleanor.
âAnd why not?â said Eleanorâs bum.
âBecause weâll never find the Crack of Doom without you!â said Eleanor.
âAnd?â said her bum.
âAnd what?â said Eleanor.
âAnd?â repeated her bum.
âAnd because youâre my bum,â said Eleanor. âI need you.â
âRight answer,â said her bum, âjust a little bit too late. Goodbye, Eleanor. Iâm sorry it didnât work out between us.â
âRobobum has landed,â said Robobum. âSafe to depart.â
âTeleport me out, please, Robobum,â said Eleanorâs bum.
Eleanor watched sadly as her bum disappeared under the light.
âGood riddance, I say,â muttered Zackâs bum quietly. But not quietly enough.
âShut up!â snarled Eleanor. âOr . . . or . . .â
âOr what?â said Zackâs bum.
âOr else,â said Eleanor.
âDid you hear that, Zack?â said his bum. âShe threatened me.â
â Shut up !â said Zack.
CHAPTER 47
STUCK!
E leanor glared fiercely at Zackâs bum. âYouâre nothing but a troublemaker,â she said. âHow are we supposed to find the Crack of Doom now?â
âHey, donât blame me,â said Zackâs bum. âItâs your bum thatâs the troublemaker.â
âHow dare you!â said Eleanor. â Youâre the one who fell asleep on your watch. And if my memory serves me correctly, wasnât it you who ran away in the first place to help the Great White Bum build his bumcano? And you have the nerve to call my bum a troublemaker?â
âEasy, Eleanor,â said Zack. âThatâs all in the past now.â
âAnd in case you hadnât noticed, chucklehead,â said Eleanor. âSo are we! Weâre stuck here without a map and now, thanks to your bum, no guide either!â
âNegative,â said Robobum. âThat is not correct. I can act as your guide.â
âBut youâve never been here before,â said Eleanor.âYou might have a BPS * system, but there are no satellites hereâthey havenât been invented yet. So as far as I can figure youâre as lost as the rest of us.â
âNegative,â said Robobum. âAlthough my BPS is currently not functioning, I am equipped with many other features. Let me remind you that I am Robobum. Fully riveted reinforced steel cheeks. Turbo-assisted jet repulsion units. Nuclear wart-head equipped . . .â
âSpare us the details,â interrupted Eleanor.
âAs you please,â said Robobum, undaunted by Eleanorâs abruptness. âMy sensors indicate an abnormal concentration of methane in the mountainous region to our north-east. I believe this is where the Crack of Doom will be found.â
âHow can you be sure?â said Ned. âWith all these prehistoric bums running around, wouldnât there be an abnormal concentration of methane over the entire planet?â
âThe molecular signature of this particular methane is almost identical to that emitted by the Great White Bum,â said Robobum. I believe there is a 95 per cent probability of it belonging to a large number of the same types of Great
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