White Bum. Furthermore, it almost exactly corresponds with coordinates of where the arseteroid that wiped out life on Earth hit. Given that all but one of the Great White Bumosaurs was destroyed in that impact it strongly suggests this is the spot.â
âAll right then,â said Zack. âWhat are we waiting for?â
Eleanor shrugged.
Ned nodded. âProceed to the Crack of Doom, Robobum,â he said.
âAffirmative!â said Robobum, roaring into action. âPrepare for lift-off.â
Zack grabbed a handrail as Robobum rose into the air. But as fast as she had risen, Robobum returned to the ground.
âWhatâs the matter, Robobum?â said Ned.
âSorry,â said Robobum. âI seem to be experiencing some difficulty. Prepare for relaunch.â
Robobum rose into the air again, higher this time, but only for a few seconds before crashing to the ground once more.
âLift-off status report!â said Ned.
âMy undercarriage appears to be stuck,â said Robobum.
âFull thrust!â said Ned. âGive it everything youâve got.â
âAffirmative!â said Robobum, drawing on every bit of her nuclear stinkant-juice powered twin-injected nitro-assisted engineâs power.
Zack and Eleanor both put their fingers in their ears to block out the deafening roar.
But still Robobum remained earth-bound.
âNegative,â said Robobum. âRobobum is immobilised. Recommend extra-vehicular excursion to establish and remove cause.â
âIâll go,â volunteered Zack.
âGood on you, Zack,â said his bum, jumping up and slapping him on the back. âI knew we could count on you.â
âYouâre coming with me, you know,â said Zack. âIâm not going out there without backup. Itâs dangerous.â
âThatâs exactly why Iâd prefer to remain here,â saidhis bum. âWhy donât you take Eleanor? Sheâll be more use to you.â
âDonât push your luck,â said Eleanor with quiet menace.
Zackâs bum saw the look in her eyes. âWhen do we leave?â it said.
âRight now,â said Zack.
* Bum positioning system. See glossary.
CHAPTER 48
VINES
âW ow!â said Zack as he and his bum materialised onto the ground in front of Robobum. âWould you look at that!â
Robobum was perched on the edge of a deep canyon.
âThatâs some crack,â said his bum admiringly.
âItâs so deep!â said Zack, trying to see the bottom.
âItâs so wide!â said his bum.
Zack stared down into it for so long that he began to feel light-headed. He had to force himself to stop looking and concentrate on the job at hand.
It wasnât too hard to see why Robobum was unable to lift off.
She was caught in a messy tangle of pale grey vines. The vines were attached to a clump of trees and rocks and stretched right across the canyon like agiant spider web, except that the strands were as thick as rope.
âThis stuff is everywhere,â said Zackâs bum. âWhat do you think it is?â
âLooks like some sort of vine or creeper,â said Zack, taking a piece in his hand. âPretty strong. And sticky, too. No wonder Robobum couldnât break free.â
Zack took his Bum-fightersâ Army pocket knife out of his utility belt and began cutting.
It was hard work.
The vines were tough. They were made up of millions of strands wound tightly around each other to form a powerful bond.
As Zack cut slowly through the first vineâpractically strand by strandâhe was grateful for the stinkant juice, which had left a greasy coating on his hands. It allowed him to handle the vines without getting stuck to them.
He was halfway through cutting a second vine when he heard a voice.
It was a long way away, but definitely a voice.
âCan you hear that?â said Zack.
âYes,â said his bum.
Mark Blake
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