Armageddon Outta Here - The World of Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy

horizon. To her left was a forest that spread unchecked, enveloping everything within reach, and to her right were houses in the distance. She counted seven, isolated from each other on the sides of the hills. But for all Valkyrie knew there was a town beyond that clump of trees, or a village hidden by that hedgerow.
    “Don’t go too far,” the man behind her said. “We’ll get you soon enough.”
    She took off at a quick jog, following the trail that led away from the car park. She could hear Skulduggery’s voice in her head, telling her to stay off the path, telling her that was making herself an easy target. But the trail would lead to a road, Valkyrie knew, and a road would mean cars, and other people.
    She took the trail downhill, where it evened out and became a small road. She turned the jog into a run. The road joined another, and as she approached a tractor passed. She waved but the driver didn’t see her, and it was round the next bend before she reached the junction. She took off after it, wishing she had something with which to tie her hair back. She didn’t like running with it loose.
    The tractor was ahead of her, trundling on its way. It was old and, by the look of it, ran primarily on rust. It didn’t have any wing mirrors, so Valkyrie’s frantic waves were going unnoticed. She had to slow, she had to, and she glared at the tractor as it trundled on.
    She heard another engine, a car or a van, coming from behind, and had visions of the van the men had been driving when they’d grabbed her. She was about to jump into the ditch when a blue sedan came round the corner and stopped sharply. The woman behind the wheel stared at her, then opened the door and stepped out.
    “Are you OK?” the woman asked. She was about sixty, with short grey hair.
    “Two men are chasing me. I need to get away.”
    The woman waved her hand at the passenger side. “Get in.”
    Valkyrie did as she was told, and buckled up as the woman put the car in gear.
    “What happened?” the woman asked as they overtook the tractor and sped on. “Who’s chasing you?”
    What was Valkyrie going to say? Was she going to tell the truth? Of course not. “Bad men,” she said. “They kidnapped me, brought me here. I got away, but they’re chasing me. I have to get back to my friends. They’ll be able to help.”
    “What’s your name?”
    “Valkyrie,” she said without thinking.
    “Valkyrie… what an unusual name. I’m Grace. I’m not from around here, so you’re going to have to tell me where to go.”
    “I don’t even know where we are.”
    “I think we’re in Kildare. I’m so sorry, I’m kind of lost.”
    “Do you have a phone? They took mine.”
    Grace winced apologetically. “I have, but the battery’s run out, and I left the car charger at home. I think the best thing we can do is just head for the nearest town.” She took a right turn. “I passed one about five minutes ago.”
    Valkyrie frowned. “We’re going back?”
    “Not the same way. I think this road loops around.”
    “I really think we should be getting as far away from here as possible.”
    “You don’t have to be afraid. There’s no one about.”
    “I don’t think you’re getting how serious this is. They’re not going to just let me
escape
.” Valkyrie frowned. “Are you sure we’re not headed back on the exact same road we were on? This looks familiar.”
    “Oh, no,” said Grace, “I’m quite sure. Why are you looking at me like that? You seem almost… Oh, my. You think I know those men, don’t you? You think I’m bringing you back to them?”
    “Let me out,” said Valkyrie. “Let me out right—”
    The van reared up at Grace’s window and swerved into them, and there was a crunch of metal and the world spun and Grace was screaming. The car dipped sickeningly and hit something and the air bags rushed out, knocking Valkyrie’s head back.
    Suddenly it was still. The engine was running, but they weren’t moving.
    Valkyrie