Armageddon Outta Here - The World of Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy Page A

opened her eyes. She heard Grace moan, and started to push the air bag down. They were in a ditch. Her thumb clicked the seat-belt release catch, and she reached for the door, but it wouldn’t open. She moved her head, looking back at Grace. There was movement outside. Someone was opening the driver-side door.
    “Help,” Grace said softly.
    The man reached in and took hold of Grace’s head, and he twisted until her neck broke. Then he looked over at Valkyrie.
    “Told you we’d get you,” he said.
    They dragged her to the cell and this time they didn’t take their attention off her. The man with the keys opened the iron door and his companion threw her inside.
    Valkyrie stumbled in. Her foot hit something and she fell. The door shut and darkness swarmed. She stayed very still, on her hands and knees, and listened for the beast, but she could only hear her own breathing.
    Moving slowly, she tracked her hand back to whatever she’d tripped over. There was a cold metal ring bolted to the middle of the floor, and a thick chain led from it and snaked towards the far right corner of the cell.
    Valkyrie moved backwards, wincing every time she made a sound. She got to the door, her foot loud against the iron. After waiting a moment to make sure this hadn’t roused the beast to attack, she crawled sideways to her left, sat back into the corner, and pulled her knees into her chest.
    She held her hand in front of her face and couldn’t even see movement. The ground was smooth, with no rocks to use as weapons.
    She still couldn’t hear the beast. Had they been lying? Toying with her? She thought of Grace and the sound her neck had made, and she folded her arms across her chest and brought her knees in closer. She was starting to shake. It was freezing in here and the adrenaline had worn off. She felt the panic rise, from her belly to her throat, and bit her lip. She wasn’t going to cry. They could have a camera on her right now, and she wasn’t going to cry. She did her best to close down her mind, but one thought slipped through, and that was all it took.
    I wish Skulduggery were here.
    Her face crumpled and tears came, and she lowered her head and cried.
    When there were no more tears to fall, Valkyrie wiped her eyes. She was fairly certain she was alone in the cell. Anything that hadn’t been woken when she’d been thrown in would surely have stirred since then. So they’d been playing little games with her. She wasn’t food for anything. So what, then? Was she to be used as leverage against the Sanctuary? She doubted Grand Mage Thurid Guild would negotiate too much over her fate.
    “Hello,” said a voice.
    Valkyrie cursed in fright and pressed herself back into the corner, widening her eyes to try and distinguish shapes in the dark.
    “I’m not going to hurt you,” the voice assured her. It sounded like the voice of a young man. “Probably.”
    “Who are you?” Valkyrie asked, her voice loud and harsh.
    The voice was smooth and quiet. “I’m Caelan. This is my cell. You’re sitting in my favourite corner, you know. Switching corners every few days is the only thing that makes life bearable in this place. Keeps things fresh.”
    She frowned. “Sorry.”
    “It’s OK. You can have it.”
    “What’s happening?”
    “They haven’t told you? Usually, they tell people.”
    “They just said I was going to be food.”
    She could almost sense him nodding.
    “So they
have
told you. But technically you wouldn’t be food. You’d be drink.”
    Valkyrie went cold. “You’re a vampire.”
    “Aha,” he said slowly. “You must be a sorcerer, then? Don’t suppose you could use your magic to get us out of here?”
    She held her hands up in the dark. “These shackles are bound. I can’t use magic.”
    “Ah. It was a nice idea while it lasted. What’s your name?”
    “Valkyrie. Valkyrie Cain.”
    “You say it like that name is supposed to mean something to me.”
    “I work with Skulduggery