you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope.
Q: Why was the Tyrannosaurus rex so boring?
A: He was a dino-snore.
Q: What is a frogâs favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-Cola.
Q: What is the scariest kind of bug?
A: A zom-bee (zombie).
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato.
Q: What happened when the sharks raced each other?
A: They tide (get it . . . they tied).
Q: Why couldnât the goats get along?
A: They kept butting heads.
Q: What kind of bats are silly?
A: Ding-bats.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They just eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You canât tuna fish (tune a fish).
Q: What did the horse say when he tripped and fell down?
A: âHelp! Iâve fallen and I canât giddy-up!â
Q: If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?
A: Man-wiches.
Q: When do fireflies get stressed out?
A: When they need to lighten up!
Q: Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?
A: Because theyâre so hard to iron.
Q: Where did the turtle fill up his gas tank?
A: At the shell station.
Q: Why did the pony get sent to his room without supper?
A: He wouldnât stop horsing around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the squirrel it could be done.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove it wasnât a chicken.
Q: What do you give a horse with a bad cold?
A: Cough stirrup.
Q: Who falls asleep at a bullfight?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: What is a snakeâs favorite subject in school?
A. World hissstory.
Q: What do you get when you cross a goat and a computer?
A: A ram.
Q: What do you call an insect that complains all the time?
A: A grumble-bee.
Q: Why were the deer, the chipmunk, and the squirrel laughing so hard?
A: Because the owl was a hoot!
Q: Why did the cat and her kittens clean up their mess?
A: They didnât want to litter.
Q: What is a sheepâs favorite kind of food?
A: Bah-bah-cue.
Q: What is a hyenaâs favorite kind of candy?
A: A Snickers bar.
Q: How do sea creatures communicate under water?
A: With shell phones.
Q: What do you call a monkey who wonât behave?
A: A bad-boon.
Q: What kind of bugs read the dictionary?
A: Spelling bees.
Q: What do you call a calf that gets into trouble?
A: Ground-ed beef.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur whoâs scared all the time?
A: A nervous rex.
Q: What do you call a polar bear in Hawaii?
A: Lost!
Q: Why was the dog depressed?
A: Because his life was so ruff.
Q: What does a rabbit use to fix its fur?
A: Hare-spray.
Q: What kind of insect is hard to understand?
A: A mumble-bee.
Q: Where do you take a hornet when itâs sick?
A: To the wasp-ital (hospital).
Q: Who made the fishâs wish come true?
A: Its fairy cod-mother.
Q: Where do pigs like to take a nap?
A: In their ham-mock.
Q: What do you call a cow that canât give milk?
A: A milk dud.
Q: Why did the chickens get in trouble at school?
A: They were using fowl language.
Q: Where does a lizard keep his groceries?
A: In the refriger-gator.
Q: Why is talking to cows a waste of time?
A: Whatever you say goes in one ear and out the udder.
Q: What do you get if a cow is in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake.
Q: How does a farmer count his cattle?
A: With a cow-culator.
Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder one.
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: They go on their bunny-moon.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a cell phone?
A: A golden receiver.
Q: Where did the bull take the cow on a date?
A: To dinner and a mooovie.
Q: What is the worldâs hungriest animal?
A: A turkeyâit just gobble, gobble, gobbles!
Joe: There were ten cats on a boat and one jumped off. How many were left?
Jack: I donât know, Joe. I guess nine?
Joe: No, there were none! They were all a bunch of copycats.
Q: How come hyenas are so healthy?
A: Because laughter
A: A jump rope.
Q: Why was the Tyrannosaurus rex so boring?
A: He was a dino-snore.
Q: What is a frogâs favorite drink?
A: Croak-a-Cola.
Q: What is the scariest kind of bug?
A: A zom-bee (zombie).
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato.
Q: What happened when the sharks raced each other?
A: They tide (get it . . . they tied).
Q: Why couldnât the goats get along?
A: They kept butting heads.
Q: What kind of bats are silly?
A: Ding-bats.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They just eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You canât tuna fish (tune a fish).
Q: What did the horse say when he tripped and fell down?
A: âHelp! Iâve fallen and I canât giddy-up!â
Q: If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?
A: Man-wiches.
Q: When do fireflies get stressed out?
A: When they need to lighten up!
Q: Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?
A: Because theyâre so hard to iron.
Q: Where did the turtle fill up his gas tank?
A: At the shell station.
Q: Why did the pony get sent to his room without supper?
A: He wouldnât stop horsing around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the squirrel it could be done.
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove it wasnât a chicken.
Q: What do you give a horse with a bad cold?
A: Cough stirrup.
Q: Who falls asleep at a bullfight?
A: A bull-dozer.
Q: What is a snakeâs favorite subject in school?
A. World hissstory.
Q: What do you get when you cross a goat and a computer?
A: A ram.
Q: What do you call an insect that complains all the time?
A: A grumble-bee.
Q: Why were the deer, the chipmunk, and the squirrel laughing so hard?
A: Because the owl was a hoot!
Q: Why did the cat and her kittens clean up their mess?
A: They didnât want to litter.
Q: What is a sheepâs favorite kind of food?
A: Bah-bah-cue.
Q: What is a hyenaâs favorite kind of candy?
A: A Snickers bar.
Q: How do sea creatures communicate under water?
A: With shell phones.
Q: What do you call a monkey who wonât behave?
A: A bad-boon.
Q: What kind of bugs read the dictionary?
A: Spelling bees.
Q: What do you call a calf that gets into trouble?
A: Ground-ed beef.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur whoâs scared all the time?
A: A nervous rex.
Q: What do you call a polar bear in Hawaii?
A: Lost!
Q: Why was the dog depressed?
A: Because his life was so ruff.
Q: What does a rabbit use to fix its fur?
A: Hare-spray.
Q: What kind of insect is hard to understand?
A: A mumble-bee.
Q: Where do you take a hornet when itâs sick?
A: To the wasp-ital (hospital).
Q: Who made the fishâs wish come true?
A: Its fairy cod-mother.
Q: Where do pigs like to take a nap?
A: In their ham-mock.
Q: What do you call a cow that canât give milk?
A: A milk dud.
Q: Why did the chickens get in trouble at school?
A: They were using fowl language.
Q: Where does a lizard keep his groceries?
A: In the refriger-gator.
Q: Why is talking to cows a waste of time?
A: Whatever you say goes in one ear and out the udder.
Q: What do you get if a cow is in an earthquake?
A: A milkshake.
Q: How does a farmer count his cattle?
A: With a cow-culator.
Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder one.
Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: They go on their bunny-moon.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a cell phone?
A: A golden receiver.
Q: Where did the bull take the cow on a date?
A: To dinner and a mooovie.
Q: What is the worldâs hungriest animal?
A: A turkeyâit just gobble, gobble, gobbles!
Joe: There were ten cats on a boat and one jumped off. How many were left?
Jack: I donât know, Joe. I guess nine?
Joe: No, there were none! They were all a bunch of copycats.
Q: How come hyenas are so healthy?
A: Because laughter
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