world for hours at a time. They are true believers and they will one day run this place. Or someplace like it. They bear an uncanny resemblance to Elmer Fudd.
They run the fizzy orange drink account. The fizzy orange drink is preferred by the African-American community. The fizzy orange drink is very important to the agency. The agency hopes to parlay our success (as-yet unproved) to the fizzy orange drinkâs parent company, based in Atlanta. From the sound of it, Glen and Barry are very excited about their idea.
Glen (or maybe Barry) says, âYouth-oriented. Hip. Street.â
The other one says, âJay-Z, Young Jeezy, Lil Wayne.â
Which is when they say their idea is a small black doll that talks.
I peek my head in and see that Barry and Glen are each holding a rubber doll about a foot high, presenting it to Martin and a few others.
Babs Moss, management supervisor on the account, says, âDo the thing, guys. Talk like them.â
Glen talks as if he were the doll. âWhat up, yo?â
Babs says, âNo, the other thing. The funny thing.â
Glen says, âBlast is so right , yo. Fresh.â Blast is the fizzy orange drink.
Babs squeals with delight.
Barry says, âI find it quite refreshing.â He says this in a posh English accent.
Martin sits, hands in a contemplative tent over his nose, a deep thinker, a man listening to a new idea for peace in the Middle East.
Martin says, âSo theyâre two puppets who talk.â
Glen and Barry nod.
Babs says, âI think thatâs right, Martin. I think thatâs ex actly right.â
Martin says, âArenât they similar to what Nike did some time ago with Lil Penny?â
Nike used Chris Rock as the voice for an inanimate little doll that was former NBA great Penny Hardawayâs alter ego. It was funny, in no small part because it was Chris Rock and not Glen and Barry.
Babs says, âThey most certainly did, Martin. But we feel this idea is very different.â
Martin says, âHow is it different?â
Glen says, âWe have two, not one.â
Babs says, âI think thatâs a crucial difference. Also oneâs white.â
Martin says, âWhy is one English?â
Barry says, âItâs just funny.â
Martin says, âIs it?â
Babs says, âItâs certainly not classically funny, Martin. Not laugh loud funny. Itâs a chuckle. A smile. A half grin.â Babs makes a half-grin face.
Martin turns to Glen and Barry. âDid you do two because youâre twins and theyâre twins?â
Glen says, âThat was part of it.â
Babs jumps in with the intensity of a hostage negotiator. âMartin, the target is African-American teens, thirteen to seventeen, hip-hop culture, NBA-focused, single-parent homes, at-risk kids who consume on average two to three bottles of our product a day. Our projections want that closer to seven to ten bottles a day. We think the doll will reach them, and the client is putting major money behind it. NBA playoffs, MTV Music Awards, and Bling Thing.â
Martin says, âBling Thing?â
Babs doesnât miss a beat. âItâs the inner-city anti-violence initiative sponsored by Iced La-Táy, the rap star who was shot two weeks ago.â
Martin says, âInteresting. Part of me thinks itâs funny. Part of me thinks itâs one of the dumbest things Iâve ever seen.â
Babs says, âThat was the brief exactly. It almost makes you wish you were African-American. Not literally African-American, of course, but you know what I mean.â
Barry says, âItâs stupid, right? Thatâs what I love about it. Itâs just so stupid.â
Martin says, âI love their pants. Theyâre very baggy.â
Babs says, âShould they have little belts?â
Glen says, âThat wouldnât be true to street.â
A junior account guy says, âThatâs true. Iâve
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