This Is a Book by Demetri Martin Page B

shoot.
—Well then great. Let’s get some lunch.
—Also, I know this is a little forward, but do you mind if I kiss you?
—Not at all.

A Crossword Puzzle
     

 
ACROSS
1. Two batteries.
5. Popular organization for car owners.
8. Said when trying to get someone’s attention.
12. American Association of Advertising Agencies, abbr.
13. Key chains owned by April, Alexis, Andrea, and Amelia.
15. Prefix used to procure a good spot in the Yellow Pages.
16. Found on an American Airlines’ airplane tail wing (both sides).
17. An opera singer’s vanity plate?
18. Two sets of souvenir sweatbands from Anaheim.
19. Expression of pain.
22. Minor league baseball league classification.
23. France’s credit rating.
24. Mirror image of 16 Across.
26. A very good report card.
29. A group of female gymnasts’ bra cup sizes.
31. Sold with 69 Across.
32. Something Fonzie might say.
34. A very boring chord progression.
36. Four children’s refrigerator magnets.
38. Sweatshirts of five fans at an Auburn football game.
40. A lame graffiti tag?
41. Someone with a bad stutter trying to say “Aardvark.”
43. Board of Health ratings of last five restaurants I ate in.
45. American Accounting Association, abbr.
46. A bunch of a certain guitar string.
48. Sound heard when an obsessive child plays with a Speak & Spell.
50. First letter of Greek, Roman, Spanish, and English alphabets.
51. Uncommon fraternity name.
52. Stadium section that is high up.
54. What appears when a certain key on a computer keyboard sticks.
61. Sound of someone starting to say the alphabet in a cave.
63. Five indefinite articles.
64. American Association of Anesthesiology Assistants, abbr.
65. One way to jump four octaves.
66. What it sounds like when trying to pluck 46 Across.
67. Some white piano keys.
68. Anagram of 5 Across.
69. Type of battery used in many TV remotes.
70. Homophone of “foray”?
DOWN
1. Best grades of milk, beef, eggs, and yogurt.
2. First letter of first four states, alphabetically.
3. Four Rolodex tabs from four different Rolodexes.
4. Overheard in a dentist’s office.
5. 43690, in hexadecimal.
6. A strange thing to teach a parrot to say.
7. Found in a spoon while eating Alphabits cereal.
8. Angels’, Diamond Backs’, Braves’ hats.
9. All of the vowels from a famous palindrome about a famous canal.
10. What it might look like as a letter is falling off a sign.
11. Authentication, Authorization, Accounting, and Auditing (remote access security approach that controls network access), for short.
13. Portion of SAT answer sheet from person who did not do well on test.
14. What audiences gave a guy onstage the last five times he asked for it.
20. Lower Merion Little League division for players who are 11 years old as of April 30th.
21. Heard as person in 41 Across continues to struggle.
25. Part of “Hey Jude.”
26. Excerpt from notebook of child learning how to write.
27. One way to write the phone number (222) 222-2222.
28. Every other letter in the 22nd state.
29. First characters of five adjacent parking spaces, located on the first level of a parking structure.
30. A lazyassword.
31. 22 Across, backwards.
33. __-line dress, __-line coat, __-line haircut.
35. High-score holder in numerous arcade games.
37. Found on piece of paper, in wastebasket, in Calligraphy class.
39. A bunch of window seats on an airplane.
42. Items found in a rubber stamp kit.
44. “La La La La,” in Solflege, C Major.
47. Found on five of Hester Prynne’s outfits?
49. Unlikely hand in Scrabble.
52. Strong rating for cultured pearls.
53. Elicited during a foot rub.
55. The not famous, but actual “_______ Hotelwelt Kuebler” hotel in Karlsruhe, Germany.
56. 13 Down minus 31 Across.
57. Albany Area Amateur Astronomers, abbr.
58. Sound you might hear if “A Hard Day’s Night” skips on the third word in the song.
59. All of the vowels in the name of the “Land of Opportunity” state.
60. Opening Morse code signal sent in order to get receiver’s