werenât. Donât think I havenât noticed how unhappy your childhood has been! But youâll understand, when I tell you, why it had to be kept secret until now. And you wonât regret not being like your brother and your uncle. On the contrary! â If you knew all the stories behind all the people on the boardwalk, youâd see that nothing was what it looked like. Husbands and wives often hated each other; parents didnât necessarily love their children; et cetera. A child took things for granted because he had nothing to compare his life to and everybody acted as if things were as they should be. Therefore each saw himself as the hero of the story, when the truth might turn out to be that heâs the villain, or the coward. And there wasnât one thing you could do about it!
Hunchbacks, fat ladies, foolsâthat no one chose what he was was unbearable. In the movies heâd meet a beautiful young girl in the funhouse; theyâd have hairs-breadth escapes from real dangers; heâd do and say the right things; she also; in the end theyâd be lovers; their dialogue lines would match up; heâd be perfectly at ease; sheâd not only like him well enough, sheâd think he was marvelous ; sheâd lie awake thinking about him, instead of vice versaâthe way his face looked in different light and how he stood and exactly what heâd saidâand yet that would be only one small episode in his wonderful life, among many many others. Not a turning point at all. What had happened in the toolshed was nothing. He hated, he loathed his parents! One reason for not writing a lost-in-the-funhouse story is that either everybodyâs felt what Ambrose feels, in which case it goes without saying, or else no normal person feels such things, in which case Ambrose is a freak. âIs anything more tiresome, in fiction, than the problems of sensitive adolescents?â And itâs all too long and rambling, as if the author. For all a person knows the first time through, the end could be just around any corner; perhaps, not impossibly itâs been within reach any number of times. On the other hand he may be scarcely past the start, with everything yet to get through, an intolerable idea.
Fill in: His fatherâs raised eyebrows when he announced his decision to do the funhouse with Magda. Ambrose understands now, but didnât then, that his father was wondering whether he knew what the funhouse was for âspecially since he didnât object, as he should have, when Peter decided to come along too. The ticket-woman, witchlike, mortifying him when inadvertently he gave her his name-coin instead of the half-dollar, then unkindly calling Magdaâs attention to the birthmark on his temple: âWatch our for him, girlie, heâs a marked man!â She wasnât even cruel, he understood, only vulgar and insensitive. Somewhere in the world there was a young woman with such splendid understanding that sheâd see him entire, like a poem or story, and find his words so valuable after all that when he confessed his apprehensions she would explain why they were in fact the very things that made him precious to herâ¦and to Western Civilization! There was no such girl, the simple truth being. Violent yawns as they approached the mouth. Whispered advice from an old-timer on a bench near the barrel: âGo crabwise and yeâll get an eyeful without upsetting!â Composure vanished at the first pitch: Peter hollered joyously, Magda tumbled, shrieked, clutched her skirt; Ambrose scrambled crabwise, tight-lipped with terror, was soon out, watched his dropped name-coin slide among the couples. Shamefaced he saw that to get through expeditiously was not the point; Peter feigned assistance in order to trip Magda up, shouted âI see Christmas!â when her legs went flying. The old man, his latest betrayer, cackled approval. A dim hall then of black-thread
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