went back to the kitchen . . .
. . . and found Reggie sitting next to Ardis with his head in her lap. She had that look you get on your face when a soap bubble touches your arm and doesnât burst immediately, or when a butterfly lands on youâsomething magical and precious has just happened and you donât want it to end.
Her hand hovered about two inches above his head. She was dying to pet him, but she was still afraid.
âHe loves it if you scratch behind his ears,â I said.
And she did it!
âHeâs wagging his tail!â she said, smiling delightedly.
âHe likes what youâre doing. He likes you.â After graduation, please remember I made this possible.
âI like him. I like you, doggie-Reggie.â
Reggie wagged his tail a few more times, then stood and shook himself.
âI feel abandoned.â
âYou shouldnât. It makes it that much more of an honor when he does come over.â
âI guess.â
âI think heâd like a pretzel.â
âIs it all right? The salt isnât bad for him?â
âItâs all right.â
She gave him one without flinching, and he trotted off with it. âIs that your dress? What a stupendous color. Oh! I almost forgot. Nina and BeeBee are coming to my house before Grad Night to get ready together. Russ, Liam, and Carlos are meeting us there. Jared could too. You want to come? BeeBee is incredible with hair and makeup.â
I nodded. Going to Ardisâs would be a fabulous beginning for the Final Triumph of Wilma the Popular.
Chapter Nineteen
F riday. Ten more days.
Ms. Hannah gave our yearbooks out in homeroom. My prepopularity photo smiled dutifully at me from page sixty-seven. Underneath, it said:
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Wilma Sturtz
Science Club
You can count on Wilma.
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I wondered what theyâd write about me now.
There was a saying under each picture. I hunted for Ardisâs. There. Under âSGO, Debating Club, Russian Club,â her saying was âSensitive, smart, stunningâspectacular!â And they were right.
Under Ninaâs photo, it said, âA thousand points for wit and friendship.â BeeBeeâs was âThe next Picassoâand sheâs nice too!â Jaredâs was âBehind those eyebrows, the pen of a writer.â It sounded like he had a ballpoint in his skull instead of brains.
Daphneâs wasnât any better than mine. Hers was âWe expect a lot from Daphne.â Under Suzanneâs it said, âThe snoop with the scoop. Beware of libel suits!â
I spent the day autographing yearbooks and having mine autographed. I asked everybody to write why they liked me. I wanted to find out how the spell made me seem to them.
In their books, I tried to write why I liked them. In Ardisâs I wrote, âMy favorite because youâre honest and fun and brave !â In Ninaâs I wrote, âAll thatâs behind your bark is a wagging tail and a wet tongue.â To BeeBeeââFor putting up with a skating dummy and for not having a fit about Reggie.â To DaphneââI like all dog lovers, especially the ones with a sense of humor.â
I held Jaredâs book for five minutes before I figured out what to say. Finally, I wrote, âI like your Rules, your caricature, the amazing stuff you sayâand your eyebrows.â
I had to struggle to think of things to write about everybody else, but I didnât lie to anyone. In Suzanneâs book I just signed my name.
My book was passed around so much that I didnât get to look through it till sixth period, when I held it in my lap while Ms. Singer went over math problems. I checked first to see what Jared had written. Under his picture were the words âSee back cover.â I turned to the back and found two poems. The first one was:
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She asks why I like her.
Might as well ask
Why I breathe.
Maybe tomorrow I wonât
Breathe
Rachel Cusk
Andrew Ervin
Clare O'Donohue
Isaac Hooke
Julia Ross
Cathy Marlowe
C. H. MacLean
Ryan Cecere, Scott Lucas
Don Coldsmith
Joyce Lavene, Jim Lavene