wondered if Iâd made it myself.
âYouâve done quite a professional little jobthere, Andy. Youâve quite a way with wood,â he said, turning the boat backwards and forwards admiringly (but making Radish feel terribly seasick in the process).
âNot me. Graham made it for me. Heâs my sort-of brother,â I said proudly.
âI thought you always moaned about all these sisters and brothers of yours,â said Mr Peters.
âNot Graham. Weâre mates, Graham and me.â
âThatâs good. Well any time you want to bring him along with you heâd be very welcome. Some Saturday, say?â
âOh. Well. Heâs got lots of homework to do. And he shuts himself up with his computer for hours. Iâm not sure he could spare the time,â I said.
Mr Peters just nodded. He didnât seem to mind either way. But I did.
I wanted to keep Mr and Mrs Peters all to myself. Theyâd become my sort-of grandparents and I didnât see why I should have to share them. It was enough bother having to share my mum and my dad.
And yet I liked Graham a lot. He wasnât busy
all
the time on Saturdays. Heâd like to see Radish sailing his boat on the pond. Heâd like Mrs Peters and her seed cake. Heâd especiallylike Mr Peters and the little lean-to at the back of the house where he did his woodwork.
But what if it all got spoiled? What if Mr and Mrs Peters fussed round after Graham and I got left out again?
But what if it was fun? I could show Graham all my secret places in the garden and all the special things Mr and Mrs Peters had made for me and Radish, and maybe theyâd fuss over me a bit while he was there so he could see they liked me a lot. And maybe Graham could do some whittling with Mr Peters while I did some sewing with Mrs Peters and then we could all join up for tea and cakes and that way no-one would be left out.
I stayed awake even longer than Katie trying to sort it all out in my head. (There was no problem about asking Katie. No way. Never.)
But the next morning I waylaid Graham on the stairs and asked him over to the Petersâ place on Saturday.
âOh, Iâm not sure I could make it. Iâve got lots to do. No, thanks Andy, but Iâd much rather not,â he gabbled.
I was mad. I thought heâd be thrilled to bits. Well,
grateful
at the very least. But it turned out I had to go down on my knees and begbefore heâd agree to go with me. And even then he moaned and groaned all the way.
âThis is mad, Andy. Theyâre your friends, not mine. This old man wonât really want to meet me. And I wish you hadnât shown him that boat. It was just these bits of old wood nailed together. I made it too quickly, it wasnât any good at all.â
âWell, Mr Peters thought it was
ever
so good. Heâs dying to meet you, Graham. He wants to show you all his woodwork stuff and you can have a go at making something together.â
âI canât do things with anyone watching. I go all fingers and thumbs. Dad says Iâm useless. Oh Andy, why canât you mind your own business,â said Graham, giving me a shove.
But I didnât shove back. I understood. No wonder Graham was a bit of a wimp. Anyone would be, with the baboon for their dad. I suppose he loved Graham but he certainly didnât seem to like him. He was always nagging at him to act like a
real boy
. If the baboon was an example of a
real man
then theyâre a pretty duff species. My mum is
mad
wanting a bloke like the baboon. Mad mad mad. Still, I donât suppose thereâs any way I can like it so Iâll just have to lump it. Even though un-Uncle Bill is a blooming big lump.
âItâs OK, Graham,â I said. âYou donât have to feel shy. Mr Peters is ever so nice and he never ever shouts or gets shirty.â
âI donât feel a bit shy,â said Graham fiercely, going red.
He went even redder
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