The Seventh Voyage of Temperance (The Adventures of Ichabod Temperance Book 7) by Ichabod Temperance Page B

quite approve of your twitching shoulders old boy! Work in a double hip bounce to each side as you keep time, as these should coincide with the side to side tossing about of your great head.”
    “How am I doing, Persephone?”
    “Splendid, Gumibara, I absolutely adore your interpretive stylizations. I see that you are able to incorporate your frenetic arm movements in a counter-point to your hip bounces and hula-loops. Feel free to interlace your fingers behind your head to provide a point of stasis while doing the wide hip circles if you think it will assist you in any way.”
    “Far out, Persephone, I am feeling groovy!”
    wiggle-dy, wiggle, wiggle.
    Jiggle! Jiggle! Jiggle!
    wiggle-dy, wiggle, wiggle.
    Jiggle! Jiggle! Jiggle!
    “Come see us little cuties,”
    “We want to say hello!”
    “We need some advice,”
    “I’m quite the troubled fellow!”
    “Though my belly it wiggles,”
    “Like a barrel full of jello!”
    “The Island calls her Fairies,”
    “Guardian Girlies, IndiGoGo!”
    “Bah! You silly bear! Cease the incessant shimmies of your fructose sweetened butt! You have no idea how silly you look, you big sugar-britches, super-monster! Monstrous Island’s fabled guardian angels, the IndiGoGo Girls are a myth!”
    “That ain’t true, Doctor Lionelstein! Gumibara, the IndiGoGo Girls do exist! Please continue with your pleas.”
    “Okey-dokey, Icha-pokey.”
    “Hai, and maybe a bit more go-go-ish.”
    “RRRRAWR!!! My movements are totally ’go-go-ish’! RRRRAWR!!!”
    “Hai, hai, hai. Of course, Gumibara! I only meant in terms of your singing, oh mighty sticky one!”
    “Yes, you are correct Jubei. My singing should reflect a manner that is more in line with the IndiGoGo Girls’ trendy vocals. Hmm, I think too that I want some back-up.”
    “Oh, if you please, mighty Gumibara, I beseech you, allow Jubei and myself to be your back-up dancers and singers!”
    “So be it, Rhianico. With you and Jubei dancing alongside of me, combined with a more suitable singing style, surely we will make ourselves heard to the white-booted ones! Now I shall better channel the energy needed to summon the twin faeries.”
    “Hey, hey, hey!”
    “Yeah!”
    “Hey, hey, hey!”
    “We need a little guidance,”
    “We need it today!”
    “Monstrous Islands, Faerie Protectors,”
    “Come out and play!”
    “We’re in lots of trouble,”
    “Danger swirls,”
    “We really need the help,”
    “Of the IndiGoGo Girls!”
    “Enh, henh, henh, henh! What a bunch of superstitious idiots! You are the most meddlesome, bothersome, and troublesome kids and stupid super-monsters I have ever seen! You and this planet are doomed!”
    “Oh no we ain’t, Miss Laurie Petier, Ma’am! Come on, Miss Plumtartt, let’s do our part and get in on some of this IndiGoGo Girl dancing.”
    “Yes, quite, I say, perhaps it does behoove one to channel a bit of boogie to one’s bustle if the fate of our imperiled planet rests upon it, so to speak, eh hem?”
    “Yes, Ma’am, Miss Plumtartt Ma’am.”
    “Is it effective when I bend in a slight crouch, grip my knees, and then work the posterior attributes?”
    “Yes, Ma’am. Golly, I didn’t know you could bounce your bustle up and down that fast, Miss Plumtartt, Ma’am!”
    “It is imperative that one disengage one’s pelvis and then trust in the application of the inertial momentum stored within.”
    “Yes, Ma’am. We’re with you, Gumibara! Where do you want us to do our IndiGoGo Girl dancing?”
    “RRRRAWR!!! Jubei and Rhianico shall position themselves on my right! I will push my brilliant, ever-changing body-lights to their brightest levels! Further, I shall allow the pulsations of my hyper-active hips to control the pacing of the lights movements! This will surely evoke the surroundings of a mythical, fantasy, discotheque that will prove irresistible to our Monstrous Island Monarchs! RRRRAWR!!! Where was I? Oh, yes, Icky and Persephone shall line up on my left.