who actually lives here,â I had Nancy tell him.
âYou live here?â the mayor said, his eyes brimming with innocence.
âWe bought the old rustico up on the hill,â Nancy said. âThe one people call âthe Bunker.â â
âOh, I know it well. As I child I often played there,â he said, gazing nostalgically at a framed puzzle of a lacquered Tahitian sunset.
âThen you know how much work it needs,â Nancy said, â. . . and some of the problems weâve encountered.â
âWell, I really donât know all the details.â Nancy didnât have to translate how evasive he was becoming.
âThe point is, sir,â I said, boring in, âI canât write an article as someone who lives here, because due to this denuncia business, we donât. And my paperâs kind of a stickler about things like that.â
âI see.â He tilted back in his chair but kept level eye contact.
âOf course, the sooner this little problem is solved . . . the sooner I can begin.â
âFrom what little I understand, your denuncia is a rather complicated situation. With many different facets to consider.â He carefully pushed his jigsaw puzzle aside to make a little room on his desk for his elbow.
âAnd you havenât even heard our side of the story,â Nancy added.
âIndeed,â he said, staring down at the unfinished board. âAnd that only makes it . . . uh, more of a puzzlement.â
Nancy tried not to smile when she translated.
âSome pieces fit and some donât,â he said.
âWell, sir, just because some of the pieces may be missing,â I said, âdoesnât mean there isnât a big picture here.â
âTrue.â He held up a small piece shaped like Florida. âBut even when you have that missing piece in your hand, do you always know where it goes?â
Nancy and I craned our necks to study the board and see where Florida went.
âWe feel that youâre very skilled at solving puzzlements,â I said, handing him a piece shaped like a bird wing and pointing to where I thought it might fit. âSo we were hoping youâd get involved.â
âIâd be happy to look into it for you, signore e signora, but really thereâs not much I can do until itâs been processed by the proper committee.â
âIâm glad you brought that upââI took out my notepadââbecause I think our one point seven million readers would be very interested in how that process works. And especially how long itâs going to take.â
âThatâs hard to predict,â he said. âBut I can assure you that the Comune di Cambione is known far and wide as one of the most modern and efficient in Tuscany.â
âWith all due respect, sir, I saw your office equipment and it made me nostalgic.â
âOh, this mania for computers is so wrong,â he said, interrupted by the jangling of African jewelry on his assistant, who had entered with our cappuccinos.
âReally?â I clicked my pen and poised to write. âWhyâs that?â
âWe Italians tend to make a lot of mistakes.â He winked at his assistant, who backed him up with a smile. âWith a computer, once you make a mistake, poof, itâs gone! But a typewriter is slow. You make a mistake and thereâs time to catch it before it goes out in the world for everyone to see.â
âThatâs terrific,â I said, writing furiously. âYou know, sir, itâd be a damn shame if I couldnât do this article and the world missed out on reading about such a quotable civic leader as you.â
âSì, che peccato,â he said. Yes, what a shame.
âAnd whatâs an article without pictures?â I said, taking out my camera.
The mayor sat up and adjusted his tie. âCould I be doing my puzzle?â
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