create the impression (if anyone should pop out of a door) that heâd lost his bearings.
He neednât have worried: Mrs. Singleton was in the kitchen, sitting on the cover of the Agaâs cool plate. Elsa sat bolt upright in a wheel-back chair, her large raw-meat hands clenched so tightly into each other that the skin around the knuckles took on the whiteness of the underlying bone.
âCouldnât you make the waterworks waterwork?â said Mrs. Singleton. âThey make an awful racket in here, donât they, Elsa?â
âOh, Lord,â said Pibble, and scuttered out.
âDonât be embarrassed,â said Mrs. Singleton when he returned. âIâm always forgetting and it makes Harvey absolutely furious. The Generalâs been reading pop psychology, and he says thatâs typical of both of us. Were you hoping to ask Elsa something?â
âOnly the recipe of the pheasant we had for lunch.â
âSuper, wasnât it?â said Mrs. Singleton. âElsaâll tell you about it while I go and find a gunâyou donât want me to put on my jodhpurs and topee, as I do for the visitors, I hope.â
Pibble made a deprecating cluck, thinking that a gun was about as much masculine gear as he could cope with on this honey woman if he wasnât to start actually slavering. Mrs. Singleton slid down from her perch and smoothed the back of her skirt with luxurious suppleness.
âI donât believe it gives you piles,â she said, and left.
âElizabeth David,â said the cook. âFrench Provincial Cooking, page four hundred and nineteen. She calls it fezzon à la coshwaz. Your missus can get it out of the liberry, I dessay.â
She spoke without looking at him, but with an astonishing active malevolence.
âLet me just write that down,â said Pibble, getting out his notebook. âPage four hundred and â¦â
âNineteen.â
âThanks. Iâm afraid you must be missing Mr. Deakin.â
ââIm.â
âI mean, he must have been useful carrying trays up to the Admiral and things like that.â
âNot âim,â said the cook. Her hands were now clenched so fiercely into each other that Pibble could see the blue-mauve crescent of skin where the nails bit in among the protruding veins at the back of each hand.
âFine,â said Pibble. âDavid, French Provincial Cooking, four one nine. Bet ours isnât as good as yours.â
The cook didnât say anything.
âReady?â said Mrs. Singleton, from the door. âItâs about twelve minutesâ walk.â
She was carrying an ordinary .303 rifle under the crook of her right arm, as one carries a shotgun. She led him around by the front of the Main Block, where the Thetis fountain was once again lifting its ostrich plume of water against the background of yellowing limesâa distillation of the grand life whose pump could, presumably, be switched on and off for the benefit of âvisitors,â a horde of whom now frothed around the two coaches whose hunched lines and pop-art paintwork fought with the solemnity of the old stone. Pibble saw that you could tell that these were parting guests because they wore or carried an anachronistic collection of old English headgear, from Cavalier wide-awakes through Georgian three-cornereds up to Victorian stovepipes and deerstalkers.
Singleton was there, arguing with one of the leavers, a squat gentleman in purple whose stance implied a world of frustrated pleading. Singletonâs gestures and manner were those of a very classy headwaiter dealing with a tipsy diner who has imagined some deficiency of serviceâdeference concealing contempt.
âIs that the chap who wants to photograph the Abbey by moonlight?â said Pibble.
âI hadnât heard about that,â said Mrs. Singleton. âThese Americans can be tiresomely persistent, and some of them offer us
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