suspicious border collie, were completely absorbed in the task of petting and massaging a blissful, supine, black-and-white 250-pound hog.
âThe moment I saw him,â Lilla remembers, âthe cloud of anxiety and despair around our little unit just lifted away. The sensation went all over my body:
everythingâs going to be all right.
â
Our four blond heads now bent intently forward as eight hands reached to rub Chrisâs pink, tight belly. Keeping time with his grunts, we repeated his favorite mantra:
âGood, good pig. Good, good, gooodâ¦â
âOKâIâ M OPENING THE DOOR . A RE YOU READY?â
Kate and Jane stood by, just off to one side of the barn and slightly uphillâa direction in which Chris was unlikely to run.
âOK!â they answered. âReady!â
The girls knew the drill. By Christopherâs second year, we had perfected the Running of the Pig. Weâd done this nearly every day that the sky had shown the least hint of sunshine and the ground was clear of snow. By now, it was a regular ritual, and its smooth operation depended on the girlsâ well-honed execution of their tasks.
One: Slops Standby. I would carry the heavy bucket, but at least one of the girlsâusually bothâstood ready with a particularly delectable item, such as a blueberry muffin or a bagel, with which to steer Chris if he went off course.
Two: Wardrobe Management. Christopher had outgrown the extra-large dog harness, and now dressed for dinner in a more elaborate contraption we had to put on him after he exited the pen. It was an amalgam of previous outfits. At one point heâd worn a harness that weâd had custom-made by a manufacturer of spelunking gear, generously procured by Maggie and Grahamâs daughter, Emily, who was dating a caver. Butâdisturbinglyâit
broke.
So this became the substrate onto which bits of earlier harnesses were cleverly grafted, thanks to the skill and ingenuity of the only cobbler for miles aroundâa fellow whose shop was a half-hour drive away. (Chris was his only sixteen-toed client.) Kate, a fourth-grade fashion maven, carried the harness, and was the only one of us who could consistently negotiate the maze of buckles and loops necessary to put the thing on.
Three: Border (Collie) Patrol. Jane helped me make sure that Tess, who, with her Frisbee, accompanied us on every trip we made outside for any reason, maintained her âstayâ well afield of Christopherâs trajectory until the coast was clear. This was not as easy as it sounds. Even after a year with us, Tess was unconvinced we might not slip away from her. So whenever we were more than a few yards apart, Tess tried to creep ever closer to me unseenâeven though once I gave the âstayâ command she was invariably crouched down, immobile, every time I looked up. With Tess focused on me, and Chris on the slops I carried, an unwitting collision of the two animals was entirely possibleâbut for Jane. Janeâs attention was unwavering. Though she was only seven and short for her age, Janeâs sturdy determination was evident in everything she did, from her focused ferocity on the first-grade soccer team to the way she herded her free-spirited mom and older sister out the door so they would not be hopelessly late for every appointment. She was perfect for the job.
Lastly, there was a fourth task, unstated but clearly understood: donât get run over by the pig. We all knew this could pose a serious problem, because by the second summer of his life, Christopher Hogwood weighed well over three hundred pounds.
A three-hundred-pound pig in the family seemed perfectly normal to me. Having children in my life, though, came as a huge surprise.
Even for a childless couple, Howard and I had remarkably little contact with kids. Howardâs brother and sister-in-law had two fine sons, Eric and Scott, but they lived on Long Island and we
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