feeding pigs, Iâd found, were apt to forget about Christopherâs meat taboo or his dislike of onions and citrus, and might even carelessly toss a plastic wrapper or a toothpick into the pig garbage.)
The first afternoon after the girls moved in, they came bearing slops. I was deep in writing my monthly nature column for the
Boston Globe,
this time on what bugs do in winter. (Our house was a living laboratory of answers, with pupal cases and egg sacs in many corners, safe from my little-used vacuum cleaner.) As happened every time there was a knock at the door, Tess exploded into hysteria, shattering my concentration. Often she barked so loudly we couldnât hear the knocking that prompted it. But in this case I knew from her tone that something truly alarming was trying to get in the house:
children.
Tess did not trust children. Perhaps they reminded her of unruly sheep. When I opened the door, she snapped her teeth in the girlsâ faces. A border collieâs snap is not a bite that misses its mark; itâs a gesture made specifically for the sound. It helps them herd sheep, like you might click your tongue to gee a horse along. Unfortunately most people donât know thisâthe children start to cry and the parents shrill in alarm.
But this is not what happened at all.
In response to Tessâs assault, little Jane bravely stood her ground; Kate knelt to pat Tess: âHello, Tess! Remember us?â (Tess probably did, but she also remembered Mary Pat and John, and still barked relentlessly every time our tenants entered or left the house, which was several times a day.) Over the din, Lilla tried to apologize for the interruption, and explained theyâd only come to see if they could feed Christopher.
âTess!â I barked, grabbing my ski jacket. âGet your Frisbee, Tess!â The tone of Tessâs voice changed from hysterical to victorious. Thanks to her barking, instead of being abducted by aliens, we would now be able to play Frisbee. Remarkably still able to bark with the toy in her mouth, Tess flew down the icy back steps with the four of us, leaping into the air to grab the disk as we tossed it to her over the crusty snow on the way to the barn.
Christopher heard our footsteps and began to call to us: âUnhhhhhh? Nhhhhhhhhhhhhh? Nhhhhhhhhhhhhh!â
âHello, Pig Man!â I answered. âVisitors!â
We rounded the corner to the barn.
âHeâs even bigger!â
âLook at his ears!â
âHeâs so furry!â
âCan I feed him?â
âOoh, please, let
me
!â
The girls were hooked.
After school, right off the bus, the sisters would head straight for the pen and place their uneaten lunch sandwiches into the pigâs mouth. âI donât know why I even pack their lunch,â Lilla once joked with Howard. âI could just put it in the slops bucket right now.â
Christopher Hogwood comes homeâin front of our barn, as a baby.
Photo: Author
Even when he began to bulk up, at first, Chris stayed about the size of a cat.
Photo: Howard Mansfield
Quite early in life, Christopher began to probe his pen for a means of escape.
Photo: Howard Mansfield
Off to the Pig Plateauâ¦Chris, Tess (with Frisbee), and Sy (with slops bucket). Chris is about one and a half years old here.
Photo: Howard Mansfield
Chris as a young adult wearing a large dog harness. Later, our cobbler friend would have to sew together the parts from several dog harnesses to accomodate Chrisâs girth.
Photo: Author
Christopher begins his career as a fashion modelâthis photo became the first Chris-mas card.
Photo: Bruce Curtis
The ladies spill out of their newly completed Chicken Chalet.
Photo: Pincus Mansfield
Chris as a young adult resting on the Pig Plateau and enjoying a belly rub
Photo: Ian Redmund
Tess soars to catch her beloved Frisbee.
Photo: Pincus Mansfield
Antioch biology professor Beth Kaplan and her
Connie Mason
D. Henbane
Abbie Zanders
J Gordon Smith
Pauline Baird Jones
R. K. Lilley
Shiloh Walker
Lydia Rowan
Kristin Marra
Kate Emerson