sensitive issue for her, Isolde would have undoubtedly understood by now that most Argentines would never pose a question like that, considering it bad manners, and would be perfectly content to learn weeks later, for example, that a newfound friend was responsible for assuring the security systems of the U.S. government or worked in a Turkish restaurant as a cook.
âIâm developing a project related to art and charity for children,â Isolde said.
âSounds fantastic,â Leonarda answered, her enthusiasm taking an abrupt nosedive. Neither âcharityâ nor âchildrenâ were at all her thing.
âGood, good,â Isolde said, relieved not to have to elaborate.
In the end, things never worked out between Leonarda and Isolde. The three of us attempted to meet a few times, but something always went wrong. For starters, Leonarda was always afraid that people would find her weird.
âSheâs sort of weird, right?â Isolde asked me right away.
I shrugged, as befitted my role as the cipher, the malleable, mediating one.
Unsurprisingly, in Leonardaâs case, it was more complicated. She would go into raptures, dreaming up her image of Isolde, the innocent Austrian woman in distress. âSheâs adorable, her accent. Sheâs so alone. I can picture her so well wearing a dirndl.â But when face-to-face with Isolde, something always jarred. Isolde did not cooperate with the dream. She kept getting in the way, asserting her will. âNo, letâs meet at this restaurant instead.â âLetâs only speak in Spanish.â âIâm not going to be ordered around by some poorly instructed Austrianâ was Leonardaâs conclusion.
On seeing Leonarda at the party, a slim man with dirty-blond hair got down on one knee.
Isolde, on my right, appeared agitated. âDo you know that guy, Alfonso?â she whispered in my ear.
âNo,â I said. âDo you?â
She put her hand on my arm, a bit flushed. âHere,â she said. âCan we talk over here?â
âSure.â
We moved backward toward the bookshelves. âIâve made out with him a few times at parties, always drunk, of course,â Isolde said, her eyes half on me, half on Alfonso. âAnd then he asked me on a date. I knew about his family. You know, heâs from a very old Argentine family.â It seemed that Isolde had memorized this whole new set of nomenclature, so different from the European one. âHe plays the role of the upper-class eccentric. But what I hadnât realized was that the family was poor.â
âThey are?â
âCan you believe it?â
âHow did you find out?â
âBecause I got all wet. There was a big storm and the car window wouldnât close. Alfonso got out one of those tools, what is it, a screwdriver. He told me to put it in the door handle and turn, while he went around outside, getting soaked of course, and pulled the window up with his hands. But it wasnât a new thing. The window had been broken like that for years.â She looked up and gazed at Alfonso again, still mooning over him. âHe never called again. Someone told me that Alfonso only likes dark-skinned women, so maybe thatâs what happened, I donât know.â
Leonarda rejoined us, as a shaggy-haired man sauntered in the front door.
He wore a long dark green leather coat and a thin scarf around his neck. It was an interesting concoction, cool dude mixed with dandy.
âOh, gross,â Leonarda said. âLook who it is. Hi, pig.â
The guy turned. âYouâre looking rather monkey-ish yourself,â he said. He pointed to the tufts of hair under Leonardaâs arms.
Leonarda turned to us. âThis is Diego, a horrible guy I used to date.â
Diego snickered. âI donât think âdateâ is the word. That sounds pretty harmless. What you did was much worse.â
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