wise man can hear profit in the wind.
#23
N othing is more important than your health--except for your money.
#24
L atinum can’t buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it
#25
Y ou can’t make a deal if you’re dead
#27
T here’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
#31
N ever make fun of a Ferengi’s mother…insult something he cares about instead.
#33
I t never hurts to suck up to the boss.
#34
W ar is good for business.
#35
P eace is good for business.
#40
S he can touch your lobes but never your latinum.
#41
P rofit is its own reward.
#44
N ever confuse wisdom with luck.
#45
E xpand, or die.
#47
D on’t trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
#48
T he bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
#52
N ever ask when you can take.
#57
G ood customers are as rare as latinum—treasure them.
#58
T here is no substitute for success.
#59
F ree advice is seldom cheap.
#60
K eep your lies consistent.
#62
T he riskier the road, the greater the profit.
#65
W in or lose, there’s always Huyperian beetle snuff.
#69
W hen she discusses money for “favors”, charge her what she’ll pay
#74
K nowledge equals profit
#75
H ome is where the heart is…but the stars are made of latinum.
#76
E very once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
#77
I f you break it, I’ll charge you for it
#79
B eware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
#82
T he flimsier the product, the higher the price.
#85
N ever let the competition know what you’re thinking.
#89
A sk not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
#94
F emales and finances don’t mix.
#97
E nough…is never enough.
#98
E very man has his price.
#99
T rust is the biggest liability of all.
#102
N ature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
#103
S leep can interfere with profit.
#104
F aith moves mountains…of inventory.
#106
T here is no honour in poverty.
#109
D ignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
#111
T reat people in your debt like family…exploit them.
#112
N ever have sex with the boss’s sister.
#113
A lways have sex with the boss.
#121
E verything is for sale, even friendship.
#123
E ven a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
#125
Y ou can’t make a deal if you’re dead.
#139
W ives serve, brothers inherit.
#141
O nly fools pay retail.
#144
T here’s nothing wrong with charity…as long as it winds up in your pocket.
#162
E ven in the worst of times someone turns a profit.
#168
W hisper your way to success.
#177
K now your enemies…but do business with them always.
#181
N ot even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
#189
L et others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
#190
H ear all, trust nothing.
#192
N ever cheat a Klingon…unless you’re sure you can get away with it.
#194
I t’s always good business to know about new customers before they walk in the door.
#202
T he justification for profit is profit.
#203
N ew customers are like razortoothed grubworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they can bite back.
#208
S ometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
#211
E mployees are rungs on the ladder of success. Don’t hesitate to step on them.
#214
N ever begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
#217
Y ou can’t free a fish from water.
#218
A lways know what you’re buying.
#223
B eware the man who doesn’t make time for oo-mox .
#229
L atinum lasts longer than lust.
#236
Y ou can’t buy fate.
#239
N ever be afraid to mislabel a product.
#242
M ore is good…all is better.
#255
A wife is a luxury…a
#23
N othing is more important than your health--except for your money.
#24
L atinum can’t buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it
#25
Y ou can’t make a deal if you’re dead
#27
T here’s nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
#31
N ever make fun of a Ferengi’s mother…insult something he cares about instead.
#33
I t never hurts to suck up to the boss.
#34
W ar is good for business.
#35
P eace is good for business.
#40
S he can touch your lobes but never your latinum.
#41
P rofit is its own reward.
#44
N ever confuse wisdom with luck.
#45
E xpand, or die.
#47
D on’t trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
#48
T he bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
#52
N ever ask when you can take.
#57
G ood customers are as rare as latinum—treasure them.
#58
T here is no substitute for success.
#59
F ree advice is seldom cheap.
#60
K eep your lies consistent.
#62
T he riskier the road, the greater the profit.
#65
W in or lose, there’s always Huyperian beetle snuff.
#69
W hen she discusses money for “favors”, charge her what she’ll pay
#74
K nowledge equals profit
#75
H ome is where the heart is…but the stars are made of latinum.
#76
E very once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
#77
I f you break it, I’ll charge you for it
#79
B eware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
#82
T he flimsier the product, the higher the price.
#85
N ever let the competition know what you’re thinking.
#89
A sk not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
#94
F emales and finances don’t mix.
#97
E nough…is never enough.
#98
E very man has his price.
#99
T rust is the biggest liability of all.
#102
N ature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
#103
S leep can interfere with profit.
#104
F aith moves mountains…of inventory.
#106
T here is no honour in poverty.
#109
D ignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
#111
T reat people in your debt like family…exploit them.
#112
N ever have sex with the boss’s sister.
#113
A lways have sex with the boss.
#121
E verything is for sale, even friendship.
#123
E ven a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
#125
Y ou can’t make a deal if you’re dead.
#139
W ives serve, brothers inherit.
#141
O nly fools pay retail.
#144
T here’s nothing wrong with charity…as long as it winds up in your pocket.
#162
E ven in the worst of times someone turns a profit.
#168
W hisper your way to success.
#177
K now your enemies…but do business with them always.
#181
N ot even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
#189
L et others keep their reputation. You keep their money.
#190
H ear all, trust nothing.
#192
N ever cheat a Klingon…unless you’re sure you can get away with it.
#194
I t’s always good business to know about new customers before they walk in the door.
#202
T he justification for profit is profit.
#203
N ew customers are like razortoothed grubworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they can bite back.
#208
S ometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
#211
E mployees are rungs on the ladder of success. Don’t hesitate to step on them.
#214
N ever begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
#217
Y ou can’t free a fish from water.
#218
A lways know what you’re buying.
#223
B eware the man who doesn’t make time for oo-mox .
#229
L atinum lasts longer than lust.
#236
Y ou can’t buy fate.
#239
N ever be afraid to mislabel a product.
#242
M ore is good…all is better.
#255
A wife is a luxury…a
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