Better than they had it.â
So we drove out on the old blacktop highway, not saying muchâjust watching the empty winter fields roll past. We arrived at their house and pulled up to the driveway at the same time as Dannyâs parents.
âOh, Daniel, there you are,â his mom said, getting out of their car under the roof of the carport. âI thought you might join us in church this morning.â
âNo,â Danny said, looking vague. âNo, we were in town.â
âMust be a mighty good preacher there to hold a candle to Reverend Tucker.â
âHowâs Charlotte?â his dad asked me as we went into the kitchen.
âCharlotte who?â I said.
âI knew a girl named Charlotte once,â he said. Then he paused and smiled. âNow she most definitely was not a nun!â
âHush, Daddy!â Dannyâs mom said reprovingly. âThereâs no call for that kind of conversation.â
Dannyâs dad hushed, but I noticed that the smile lingered on his face for some time.
âDaniel.â She turned to him. âThere was a sale on out at the JCPenney and I bought you two new pairs of nice everyday slacks.â She was beadily eyeing the pants we had been so happy to find that morning. âTheyâre in your room, and you can try them on now.â
âMama,â Danny began, but she cut him off with a sharp barkââDaniel!ââand he got wearily to his feet.
âCharlotte used to wear pants sometimes,â Dannyâs father broke in. âYoung ladies didnât wear pants too often in those days, of course. I remember a certain white pair she had . . . .â
âNo nonsense, now,â Dannyâs mother said severely, possibly to both Danny and his dad, and then turned to me, smiling with obvious effort. âBoys will be such boys!â she said. âNo matter how old they get, they always need a firm hand.â
âFirm!â his dad said, smiling into space.
âYou seem like the sort of . . . ,â she paused, âyoung lady who knows how to . . . ,â another pause, âhandle menfolk.â
âWell . . . ,â I started, thinking that both yes and no were bad answers to this question.
But Dannyâs mother carried on. âWhy, theyâre just like children, all of them! They donât know whatâs good for themselves, no matter how many times you tell them!â
âBe sure to tell her I said hello,â Dannyâs dad said. He reachedout and patted my hand.
âTake Daniel,â Dannyâs mother continued.
âNo, I wouldnât take Daniel along, if I were you.â Dannyâs father shook his head and then lowered his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. âCharlotteâs an awful pretty girlâyou should see her in pants!â He winked.
âHe has so much potential!â Dannyâs mother said. âThatâs what I always tell him. He could do things with himself, if he just showed a little gumption! Or if the right woman would settle him down. Like his cousin Bob Henryâheâs just almost exactly Danielâs age, and he already runs four fried-fish sandwich franchises between here and Tennessee. Now thereâs no reason in the world why Daniel couldnât do that just as well. Or even betterâhalf a dozen franchises! Why, when they were boys, Daniel could just run rings around Bob Henry.â
âIs Bob Henry the one all the cats follow around?â his dad asked.
âNow Daddy, you know Bob Henry!â Then, turning to me, âIâm not saying Bob Henry couldnât maybe spend a little longer in the shower some days. It might help with his acne some, too. But thatâs beside the point. The point is that heâs made something out of himself. You canât say running four fried-fish sandwich franchises isnât making something of yourself!â
âAnd cats sure do seem to like
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