should drop by my FacePlace and stare into the Mirror of Revenge!
Sunday. 2 am.
PM. AW.
I wake up to see the two crystal eyes of my pink pig staring at me accusingly, glittering in the moonlight. I have done the right thing trashing Will on the net, haven't I? Tilly's right, isn't she? Surely Sun Tzu knew what he was talking about?
It's pitch black in The Dungeon and doubt strikes me like a thunderbolt.
Sunday. 10.30 am.
PM. AW.
My computer dinging like crazy is the first sound I hear as I rub the sleep from my eyes. I see that already there are 13 new messages on my mirror. They seem to be mostly anonymous. (I left my mirror on lowest security so anyone could drop in and look. I reflect, in the cold light of morning, that maybe that wasn't the smartest thing to do.)
You go girlfriend!
This is a lesson for all boyz who cheat!
So Will's single? Xcellent.
Gotcha Will! Dumb seaweed head!
ROLF. Does this get any better?
Elly, I'd ask you out but now I'm s**t scared! LOL
Say 'cheese', Will, you RAT!!!
Jayden's revenge :-)
Can't wait till Monday morning.
Oooh Elly, you are a b**ch!
The Prime Minister is away from this site and will return on October 19. (Auto reply)
I miss you heaps. I hope you and Will get back together, Pookie XoXoXo
Now Elly's dumped on Willy,
She says it's payback time,
Willy's lookin foolish,
Elly's lookin fine.
The Phantom Rhymer
Oh my God! I feel like I've been whacked in the head again, repeatedly and really hard. Where do I start with all this? Looks like both me and Will have been flamed. I don't know what to feel. What was I expecting?
:+(
Then I hear my mum calling from the hall.
'Eleanor, come on sleepyhead! I want you to help me get this house sorted before we go to Nan's. There's a load of washing for you to hang out, then you can vacuum the lounge and do the vegetable crisper for me. It's like a wilderness area in the bottom of that fridge!'
I yell to Mum that I'll be there in a minute, stalling for time. She seems to have already forgotten that I am an emotional basket case and need extra care right now.
My hand is shaking as I go to my mailbox and see there are eye2eyes from both Carmelita and Bianca. I open the one from Carmelita first:
El,
I don't think this was a good idea. I know you're angry and upset, but shouldn't you go and work this out with Will in private? I've been thinking, something about this doesn't make sense. Have you actually asked Will what was going on in those pics?
Luv ya, Carmelita XOXOXO
'Come on, Elly!' Mum barges in the door and stands there with her hands on her hips. 'I want this house done. I'm not spending all my precious weekend cleaning up after everyone!'
I mumble that I'm coming and open the eye2eye from Bianca:
Hah!
U really nailed Smelly Willy!! He dezerves everything you dishing out. Jai v.v. happy and Jayden will punch his head in for U.
Bianca.
'ELLY, GET YOURSELF IN HERE RIGHT THIS MINUTE!' Mum screeches.
I wonder what Sun Tzu and his armies in 400 BC China would have done if they were confronted by a fire-breathing dragon? Run away and jump into the Yangtze River is my guess. Right now hanging out the washing and cleaning out the vegetable crisper sounds like as good a thing to do as any other.
The thought that I've made Jai 'v.v. happy' makes me feel like I'm going to throw up.
I'm piling yellow broccoli, bendy carrots and disgusting brown lettuce onto the kitchen counter and thinking that this vegetable crisper is like my life. All that was good and healthy just days ago has turned into rotten, mouldy mush.
Tilly walks into the kitchen in an old fraying pink silk kimono. She sees me, stretches her arms and smiles. She looks so innocent this morning. It's hard to believe that I'm up to my armpits in stinking compost because of her. Because, when I think about it, if she hadn't suggested I get back at Jai and then at Will on the net, I'd still be snapping fresh and full of wholesome goodness. As it is, I'm like this sad
Sunday. 2 am.
PM. AW.
I wake up to see the two crystal eyes of my pink pig staring at me accusingly, glittering in the moonlight. I have done the right thing trashing Will on the net, haven't I? Tilly's right, isn't she? Surely Sun Tzu knew what he was talking about?
It's pitch black in The Dungeon and doubt strikes me like a thunderbolt.
Sunday. 10.30 am.
PM. AW.
My computer dinging like crazy is the first sound I hear as I rub the sleep from my eyes. I see that already there are 13 new messages on my mirror. They seem to be mostly anonymous. (I left my mirror on lowest security so anyone could drop in and look. I reflect, in the cold light of morning, that maybe that wasn't the smartest thing to do.)
You go girlfriend!
This is a lesson for all boyz who cheat!
So Will's single? Xcellent.
Gotcha Will! Dumb seaweed head!
ROLF. Does this get any better?
Elly, I'd ask you out but now I'm s**t scared! LOL
Say 'cheese', Will, you RAT!!!
Jayden's revenge :-)
Can't wait till Monday morning.
Oooh Elly, you are a b**ch!
The Prime Minister is away from this site and will return on October 19. (Auto reply)
I miss you heaps. I hope you and Will get back together, Pookie XoXoXo
Now Elly's dumped on Willy,
She says it's payback time,
Willy's lookin foolish,
Elly's lookin fine.
The Phantom Rhymer
Oh my God! I feel like I've been whacked in the head again, repeatedly and really hard. Where do I start with all this? Looks like both me and Will have been flamed. I don't know what to feel. What was I expecting?
:+(
Then I hear my mum calling from the hall.
'Eleanor, come on sleepyhead! I want you to help me get this house sorted before we go to Nan's. There's a load of washing for you to hang out, then you can vacuum the lounge and do the vegetable crisper for me. It's like a wilderness area in the bottom of that fridge!'
I yell to Mum that I'll be there in a minute, stalling for time. She seems to have already forgotten that I am an emotional basket case and need extra care right now.
My hand is shaking as I go to my mailbox and see there are eye2eyes from both Carmelita and Bianca. I open the one from Carmelita first:
El,
I don't think this was a good idea. I know you're angry and upset, but shouldn't you go and work this out with Will in private? I've been thinking, something about this doesn't make sense. Have you actually asked Will what was going on in those pics?
Luv ya, Carmelita XOXOXO
'Come on, Elly!' Mum barges in the door and stands there with her hands on her hips. 'I want this house done. I'm not spending all my precious weekend cleaning up after everyone!'
I mumble that I'm coming and open the eye2eye from Bianca:
Hah!
U really nailed Smelly Willy!! He dezerves everything you dishing out. Jai v.v. happy and Jayden will punch his head in for U.
Bianca.
'ELLY, GET YOURSELF IN HERE RIGHT THIS MINUTE!' Mum screeches.
I wonder what Sun Tzu and his armies in 400 BC China would have done if they were confronted by a fire-breathing dragon? Run away and jump into the Yangtze River is my guess. Right now hanging out the washing and cleaning out the vegetable crisper sounds like as good a thing to do as any other.
The thought that I've made Jai 'v.v. happy' makes me feel like I'm going to throw up.
I'm piling yellow broccoli, bendy carrots and disgusting brown lettuce onto the kitchen counter and thinking that this vegetable crisper is like my life. All that was good and healthy just days ago has turned into rotten, mouldy mush.
Tilly walks into the kitchen in an old fraying pink silk kimono. She sees me, stretches her arms and smiles. She looks so innocent this morning. It's hard to believe that I'm up to my armpits in stinking compost because of her. Because, when I think about it, if she hadn't suggested I get back at Jai and then at Will on the net, I'd still be snapping fresh and full of wholesome goodness. As it is, I'm like this sad
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