Conversation
Dad, do you miss playing basketball? I ask.
Like jazz misses Dizzy,
he says.
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Huh?
Like hip-hop misses Tupac,
Filthy,
he says.
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Oh! But youâre still young,
you could probably still play, right?
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My playing days are over, son.
My job now is to take care of this family.
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Donât you get bored sitting
around the house all day?
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You could get a job or something.
Filthy, whatâs all this talk about a job?
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You donât think your olâ man knows
how to handle his business?
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Boy, I saved my basketball money
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this family is fine. Yeah, I miss
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basketball A LOT, and
I do have some feelers out there
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about coaching. But honestly,
right now Iâm fine coaching this house
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and keeping up with you and your brother.
Now
go get JB so we wonât be late
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to the game and Coach benches you.
Why donât you ever wear your championship ring?
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Is this
Jeopardy
or something? Whatâs with the questions?
Yeah, I wear it, when I want to floss.
Dad smiles.
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Can I wear it to school once?
Can you bounce a ball on the roof, off a tree, in the hoop?
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Uh . . . no.
Then, I guess youâre not Da Man. Only Da Man wears Da Ring.
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Aw, come on, Dad.
Tell you what: You bring home the trophy this year, and weâll see.
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Thanks, Dad. You know, if you get bored
you could always write a book, like Vondieâs mom did.
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She wrote one about spaceships.
A book? What would you have me write about?
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Maybe a book of those rules
you give me and JB
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before each of our games.
âIâm Da Manâ by Chuck Bell,
Dad laughs.
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Thatâs lame, Dad, I say.
Who you calling lame?
Dad says, headlocking me.
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Dad, tell me again why they called you Da Man?
Filthy, back in the day, I was the boss, never lost,
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I had the sickest double cross, and I kissed
so many pretty ladies, they called me Lip-Gloss.
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Oh, really?
Mom says, sneaking up on us
like she always seems to do.
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Yeah, you
Da Man,
Dad, I laugh,
then throw my gym bag in the trunk.
Basketball Rule #1
In this game of life
your family is the court
and the ball is your heart.
No matter how good you are,
no matter how down you get,
always leave
your heart
on the court.
JB and I
are almost thirteen. Twins. Two basketball goals at
opposite ends of the court. Identical.
Itâs easy to tell us apart though. Iâm
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an inch taller, with dreads to my neck. He gets
his head shaved once a month. I want to go to Duke,
he flaunts Carolina Blue. If we didnât love each other,
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weâd HATE each other. Heâs a shooting guard.
I play forward. JBâs the second
most phenomenal baller on our team.
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He has the better jumper, but Iâm the better
slasher. And much faster. We both
pass well. Especially to each other.
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To get ready for the season, I went
to three summer camps. JB only went to
one. Said he didnât want to miss Bible school.
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What does he think, Iâm stupid? Ever since
Kim Bazemore kissed him in Sunday school,
heâs been acting all religious,
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thinking less and less about
basketball, and more and more about
GIRLS.
At the End of Warm-Ups, My Brother Tries to Dunk
Not even close, JB.
Whatâs the matter?
The hoop too high for you? I snicker
but itâs not funny to him,
especially when I take off from center court,
my hair like wings,
each lock lifting me higher and HIGHER
like a 747 ZOOM ZOOM!
I throw down so hard,
the fiberglass trembles.
BOO YAH,
Dad screams
from the top row.
Iâm the only kid
on the team
who can do that.
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The gym is a loud, crowded circus.
My stomach is a roller coaster.
My head, a carousel.
The air, heavy with the smell
of sweat, popcorn,
and the sweet perfume
of mothers watching sons.
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