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adventure,
Mystery,
Texas,
dog,
cowdog,
Hank the Cowdog,
John R. Erickson,
John Erickson,
ranching,
Hank,
Drover,
Pete,
Sally May
Okay, pardner, stand by for a rapid sprint to the hay barn. Weâve got to warn Slim about the stampede. Come on, letâs go.â
And with that, we went to Full Flames on all engines and went streaking to the hay barnâwhich, by the way, wasnât much of a barn. It was a small shed, made of weathered lumber and with a tin roof on the . . . well, on the top, of course. Thatâs where youâd expect to find a roof, right? I notice these tiny details.
I was the first to arrive. Drover limped and lollyÂgagged behind me, and I had to wait for him. This gave me a few precious moments to analyze the situation. It was clear by this time that the mysterious Esther had somehow spooked our cattle and caused them to stampede. At this point we didnât know how or why, but I was pretty sure that she was our prime suspect in the case. And Slim had to be warned.
At last Drover arrived, huffing and puffing. I greeted him with stern eyes. âWell, Iâm glad you could join us, Drover. I hope this isnât interfering with your social schedule. Now listen carefully. Weâre going in. Iâll go first, you cover the rear.â
âWhose rear, mine or yours?â
â Our rear , Drover. We have only one rear.â
âNo, weâve got two and mineâs the one with the stub tail, and itâs the one I sit on all the time.â
I glared at the runt. âAre you trying to be funny?â
âI donât think so.â
âGood. Youâre not. When I say âour rear,â I mean our collective rear, the area behind us.â
âYeah, but what if weâre facing the other direction?â
âEverything changes, Drover. In the blink of an eye, the front can become the rear and the rear can become the front. We have to be prepared for any contagency.â
âOh, okay. So weâre not supposed to blink our eyes?â
I heaved a deep sigh. Sometimes, when I talk to Drover . . . oh well. We had work to do. âNever mind. Weâre going in, and youâd better cover the rear.â
âWell, all right, but I still donât understand . . .â
I didnât wait around to hear the rest. I crept up to the door, peered inside (it was dark), and then went charging in, barking in all directions. I was a little surprised that Mysterious Esther was noÂwhere in sight. I was even more surprisedâshocked, actuallyâwhen I saw Slim sprawled out on a layer of hay.
âCover the door, Drover. Weâve got a man down.â
âYeah, I guess he took a nap.â
âAre you nuts? Heâs unconscious . Mysterious Esther is obviously a spy. She clubbed Slim from behind and now sheâs out there stampeding our cattle. Donât you see how it all fits together?â
âNot really, and you know what else?â
âIs this important, Drover? Weâve got a man down and an enemy spy running loose on the ranch. This isnât a great time to be making small talk.â
âYeah, but I just figured it out.â
I studied him with narrowed eyes. âYou figured it out? Drover, you donât need to figure it out because I figured it out long ago. Donât forget whoâs in charge here.â
He gave me a silly grin. âYeah, but I just figured out what Slim said. He didnât say he was going to âsee Esther.â He said he was going to take a âsiesta,â only he called it a âsee-ester,â and thatâs why heâs asleep. Pretty neat, huh?â
I held him in my glare for a long, throbbing moment. âDrover, thatâs the dumbest thing youâve said in weeks. In the first place, weâve already put out a tracer on Mysterious Esther, and we know sheâs a spy. In the second place, your phony explanation doesnât account for the stampede that is occurring at this very moment. Iâm sorry, Drover, but your can of worms just doesnât cut bait.â
At that
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