Survival of the Ginnest by Aimee Horton

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Dottie
Harris needs to put a ban on noisy
toys.
December 26, 2011 at 6:01
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Dottie
Harris has just hit rock bottom. Her 3
year old son has just let her win at “Snap”. “Quick Mummy, shout it
before I do!EHHHHYYY MUMMY WON!"
December 27, 2011 at 18:01
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Dottie
Harris was nearly just KILLED by a
strategically placed Transformer.
December 27, 2011 at 19:23
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Dottie
Harris thinks the Tooth Fairy is a
bitch.
December 29, 2011 at 8:22
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Dottie
Harris has decided that Ice Age 3 is this
morning’s designated babysitter.
December 30, 2011 at 10:28
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Dottie
Harris is counting down the
minutes.
December 30, 2011 at 17:41
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Dottie
Harris is more excited than The Monster
about seeing the pantomime today! OH NO SHE ISN'T (Oh yes she
is)
December 31, 2011 at 9:07
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Dottie
Harris is wishing all a Happy New Year
x
December 31, 2011 at 21:57
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2012
     
Dottie
Harris can't believe her daughter broke
her New Year’s Resolution of “LET MUMMY SLEEP ALL NIGHT" so
quickly. Epic.Toddler.Fail.
    January 1, 2012 at
6:41
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    Dottie
Harris is playing pirates and treasure
with The Monster. He’s finding the treasure (Quality Streets) and
bringing them to her to eat.
    January 2, 2012 at
14:08
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    Dottie
Harris is looking forward to date night.
Only 3 1/2 hours until the kids are well and truly
dumped.
    January 3, 2012 at
11:30
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    Dottie
Harris is so not eating mince pies and
drinking tea instead of ironing.
    January 3, 2012 at
13:34
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    Dottie
Harris - 22 minutes...
    January 3, 2012 at
18:38
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    Dottie
Harris would like to thank the grumpy
Sainsbury's delivery man for bringing her a bottle of gin. (As part
of my order, not as a present). It's going to be well used tonight
judging by the current double child meltdown in the
bath.
    January 4, 2012 at
18:14
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    Dottie
Harris is thinking “If you were a a
3-year-old’s PE kit and you weren't in your bag as expected and you
weren't in the laundry, WHERE WOULD YOU BE?!”
    January 5, 2012 at
7:08
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    Dottie
Harris is suffering from too much party
food from this afternoon’s toddler party.
    January 7, 2012 at
17:56
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    Dottie
Harris is wondering why everyone is asleep
except her. Perhaps the fact that there is a 3 year old hogging her
side of the bed is part of the problem.
    January 8, 2012 at
7:19
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    Dottie
Harris is hyperventilating - kettle
appears to be broken.
    January 8, 2012 at
8:05
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    Dottie
Harris is off to decide which school is
unfortunate *cough* lucky enough to get The Monster in September.
Sadly none of them have boarding facilities yet.
    January 9, 2012 at
10:30
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    Dottie
Harris can't believe she's having a
"mARsk" vs "mASk" argument with a 3 year old. Again. North/South
Divide already, REALLY?
    January 9, 2012 at
17:08
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    Dottie
Harris thinks today is going to be
sponsored by Benefit Playstick foundation and coffee. Poor Chubs
and her cough (and poor Mummy and her lack of
sleep!)
    January 10, 2012 at
6:57
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    Dottie
Harris is thinking that “Gooood night sun,
hello moon!” is the Best.Song.Ever.
    January 10, 2012 at
18:01
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    Dottie
Harris has a busy day, but first must
remove some Brio carriages from her shoes.
    January 11, 2012 at
8:45
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    Dottie
Harris has gin.
January
11, 2012 at 19:03
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Dottie
Harris is meant to be working but instead
is crying at One Born Every
Minute .
January
12, 2012 at 14:34
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Dottie
Harris is still in bed. Sadly she's being
body slammed by two fat children.
January
14, 2012 at 9:08
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