Survival of the Ginnest by Aimee Horton Page B

to
lock them in the garage.
    February 2, 2012 at
16:28
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    Dottie
Harris wonders if ANYTHING will remove the
Sudocrem bottom prints from her landing carpet?
    February 3, 2012 at
18:35
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Dottie
Harris is watching Spider-Man -
AGAIN.
February 4, 2012 at 11:21
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Dottie
Harris has seen the snow and thinks it can
go away now please!
February 5, 2012 at 7:27
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Dottie
Harris is super ready for
bed.
February 6, 2012 at 18:28
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Dottie
Harris has just watched Weetabix fly
across the room and land on the fish bowl. It's going to be one of
those mornings.
February 7, 2012 at 8:17
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Dottie
Harris has just rewound Waybuloo to the part
where the Pipplings get right “in your face” three times. It's
official. It totally makes The Chubster cry. Better try one more
time just to be sure.
February 9, 2012 at 18:05
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Dottie
Harris - 46 mins
until jimjams, gin, Sherlock, Nails, Nachos and mini Rolos in that
EXACT order.
    February 11, 2012 at
18:14
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Dottie
Harris thinks mini Rolos are a huge
disappointment.
    February 11, 2012 at
20:02
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    Dottie
Harris has just removed two HappyLand
characters, a kazoo, a wet baby wipe and two dummies from her Ugg
boot.
    February 12, 2012 at
8:37
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    Dottie
Harris would like to point out that when
sharing a lift with Noel Gallagher, discussing the weather and
using words such "chilly" and "plummeting" does NOTHING for your
street cred.
    February 12, 2012 at
23:47
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    Dottie
Harris is having to have white wine as
she's so pathetic and weak she can't open the bottle of
red.
    February 13, 2012 at
19:08
    3 people like
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    Dottie
Harris is a bit grumpy with her husband
for actually sticking with the whole "no Valentine's gifts"
malarky. DARN IT.
    February 14, 2012 at
8:10
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    Dottie
Harris is totally not loving the "I'm well
at home but not anywhere else" stage The Chubster is going
through.
    February 14, 2012 at
15:28
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    Dottie
Harris thinks she really needs to stop
doing her work in the kitchen. It’s not good for her frying
pan.
    February 15, 2012 at
14:21
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    Dottie
Harris has just picked up the kids from
nursery and was greeted with the phrase “Oh no, are you drunk
again, Mummy?"
    February 15, 2012 at
18:34
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    Dottie
Harris is thinking the "think before you
speak" theory needs to kick in. “OK Mummy, you carry the fat one
and Daddy can carry the horror - that's me". Oh.
February 18, 2012 at 7:39
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Dottie
Harris has just completed a 4.57mile run
on Runkeeper. Gin
February 20, 2012 at 19:47
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Dottie
Harris thinks toddler diarrhoea in the
bath on a solo bath and bedtime is one of her worst
nightmares.
February 23, 2012 at 18:08
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Dottie
Harris - My children hate
me.
February 24, 2012 at 6:02
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Dottie
Harris is wondering what to do with the
monkeys on a wet day? The Monster has requested a bouncy
cARstle.
February 26, 2012 at 9:31
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Dottie
Harris wonders if CBeebies really
understands the impact of removing Show Me
Show Me from the 9am slot! When is she
meant to wee and eat chocolate without the horrible children
bothering her?
February 27, 2012 at 9:03
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Dottie
Harris is wondering which of The Monster’s
girlfriends will propose today and take him off her
hands?
February 29, 2012 at 7:58
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Dottie
Harris thinks that at 6am she really
doesn't give a how high Spider-Man can
climb.
March
1, 2012 at 6:15
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Dottie
Harris didn’t just fall over a cone in the
middle of the road.
March
2, 2012 at 10:08
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Dottie
Harris is totally loving The Chubster’s
current repertoire of