hoping to bring her back from the brink of sad. âSupposedly, thereâs a special effect where it looks like demons are coming out through the screenâthatâs how the whole gateway to hell rumor got started. The effect was a huge deal. And nobody knows how they did it.â
âReally?â Dani spun a pair of glasses around by the temple piece. âShould we give DemonVision a try?â
âOn three,â I said. âOne.â
âTwo.â
âThree,â we said, and slid them on.
On-screen, it was just an early 1960s take on an old mansion. Lots of wood paneling, framed oil paintings, and taxidermied animal heads. The James Deanâlike Jimmy Reynolds leaned against a fireplace in full angst-rebellious mode, even though he wore an early nineteenth-century suit with a cravat. Fact: Nobody looks badass in a cravat. Beautiful Natalia Marcova lounged on a divan, her raven mane curled over the shoulders of her ball gown. Beside her, square-jawed Alistair Findlay-Cushing gulped what I supposed was a manly Scotch from a crystal tumbler and delivered his lines in a world-weary Mid-Atlantic accent: âIâve heard the rumors about your family. Madness is in the blood. Youâre originally from the Carpathian Mountains, if Iâm not mistaken.â
Lightning flashed, revealing waxwork-like creatures with hideous mouths peering in through the mansionâs windows. And then, suddenly, Jimmy Reynolds raced toward the screen in a panic: âPlease, get out while you can! Take off your glasses and leave this theater at once. Youâre in great danger!â
âWhoa. Super meta,â Dani muttered.
âYeah. Very Invasion of the Body Snatchers .â My shoulder touched hers, and I wanted there to be a word for the current that shot up my arm, a word like ShoulderSplosion! or AlmostSex.
âPlease, you must believe me,â Jimmy Reynolds continued. âTheyâll come for you, soon. Iâve seen it before. You wonât survive. Turn it off now, I beg you! Thatâs the only way!â
Natalia Marcova glanced nervously toward the audience and back to Jimmy Reynolds. âNow, Thomas, what are you saying? Youâre not yourself.â
âMan, this is so-o-o bad. Still. Itâs oddly ⦠compelling,â Dani said, her words a bit dreamy.
âI love how inventive they were with the special effects back then, you know? All those models, double exposures, split screens, and stop-motion. They used foam latex to make the outfit for Creature from the Black Lagoon . And all those stabbing sounds? Thatâs just guys dropping fruits and letting them splat.â
âYeah? Cool,â Dani said.
For the first time ever, I didnât care about the movie. I just wanted to be with Dani, talking about stupid shit that eventually became meaningful shit, and then, if everything went well, we could stay up all night and watch dawn creep over the flat grassland, turning everything a golden pink as we shared our first kiss.
Sweat slickened my palms, and I rubbed them against my jeans. âHey, um, are you, like, sticking around this summer?â
Dani was still engrossed in the movie, so I tapped her arm.
âHuh? Oh. Sorry.â She turned to me. The oversize 3-D glasses gave her a mutant bug creature quality. I dug it. âYeah. Yeah, I am. Iâve got a job nannying for the Cooper twins. Theyâre total booger-eating firestarters. But the moneyâs decent.â
Lame dialogue drifted up from inside the theater: âYou know this old house has its secretsâ¦â âWhy are we continuing this pantomime? We know how it ends. I want out of my contract. I want to leave!â âSh-h-h, Jimmy. Heâll hear you.â
âWell, this summer, when youâre not, like, tending to the children of the damnedâ¦â It was like I was trying to swallow an air egg. âI was just wondering if maybe youâd
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