wantâ¦â
The door to the projection room swung open and Dave burst in, cradling three giant Cokes and several boxes of no doubt stolen candy. âRefreshments!â
âAwesome.â Dani removed her glasses. She pocketed a box of Milk Duds, then took a sweating paper cup from Dave and punched a straw through its plastic top.
âYeah. Thanks. Great timing,â I snarked, grabbing my Coke.
Dave dropped onto the stool by the projector and slipped Daniâs abandoned glasses over his eyes. âWhoa. You guys are green. No, red! Green and red. Why, youâre three-dimensional !â
Dani snorted. âAt least some of us are.â
âHarsh, GarcÃa!â Dave pushed the big black frames up on the top of his head like a starlet. âYou know what? Alastair Findlay-Cushing is kinda hot. Iâd do him.â
âYour list of men youâd do isnât exactly discriminating. You have a crush on Coach Pelson,â I said.
âCoach Pelson is a hottie. In a former-wrestler-going-to-seed kind of way. Iâll bet he talks dirty.â
âA-a-ah, stop!â Dani laughed. âYou are ruining my beautiful, sepia-toned memories of gym class.â
That was the thing about Daveâeverybody liked him. Even his obnoxiousness had a certain charm to it, like the time heâd scarfed down my red Jell-O in the cafeteria and pretended to âvomit Ebolaâ on a screaming Lyla Sparks, who was mean-girling Jennifer Trujillo for having a âstarter mustache, just like a baby lesbo.â Junior year, when Dave had come out, heâd actually gotten a bump in popularity. Heâd been my best friend since seventh-grade science class. In two months, heâd leave for Stanford, and I wasnât sure how Iâd cope with the loss of him.
Downstairs, the movie continued, unconcerned with my fate: âItâs the cloven footâthe calling card of the one who must not be named. Lucifer himself.â
âDude, he just said he should not be named, and then heâs all, âOh, yeah, let me just say Lucifer right now.â Hey. You know about old Alastair, donât you?â His thick eyebrows drawbridged up and down. Dave was practically a walking Google search of salacious Hollywood gossip. âTotal Team Dorothy. He tried to kill himself once.â
I raised my soda in toast. âThatâs a big party upper. Thanks, Dave.â
âSlow your roll, holmes. He didnât try to kill himself in some tired, tragic gay-hatred moment. No. Before his attempt, Alastair begged a priest to perform an exorcism and cleanse his soul. He claimed that heâd made a deal with the devil for fame, and he hadnât had a momentâs peace since. He claimed that I Walk This Earth wasnât a movie; it was a living thing that demanded souls and a willing sacrifice. Donât you think itâs weird that the only two times they showed the movie, the theaters burned down?â
âYeah. Thatâs pretty freaky, all right,â Dani said, dangling Cthulhu Shortcake by its string. âBut this is not a night for the tragedies of the past. This is about avoiding the tragedies of the future.â She looked me right in the eyes. It made me want to be a better man. âThe old gods demand an answer to last weekâs burning question.â
The week before, Dani had agreed to be Creepy Balloon Girl in Zombie Ennui, the fourth opus in my series of six-minute horror films. Honestly, it wasnât much of a script, just something Iâd come up with on the fly as an excuse to spend more time with her. Halfway through filming, we got chased out of the cemetery by some kind of tweaker squirrel, and then we couldnât stop laughing long enough to get back on track. Punch-drunk and sweaty, weâd retreated with a couple of Big Gulps to the town park, taking refuge from the Texas heat under the measly shade of a drab brown live oak.
Dani sucked up
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