although that had more to do with the talents of the painters than the features of the sitters. The spectacular awfulness of the ones that had been retired to shadowed corridors on the third floor couldnât possibly have been entirely due to the ugliness of the subjects.
âDid they ever smile, or did they simply feel an obligation to glower at their painters by way of intimidation?â Lissa asked.
âThey certainly didnât think of sitting for a portrait as any kind of fashion shoot,â Canny replied. âIt was a matter of duty, to be faced in the same purposeful way as checking the accounts and sleeping with their wives. Iâm different, of courseâtoo much television, Mummy says.â
The model made no comment, but Canny could imagine what she was thinking as she scanned the faces of his ancestors. The Kilcannon luck had never extended far in the direction of good looks. Canny was, indeed, the cream of the crop in that regard. Not for the first time, Canny cursed the reflexive flicker of mad optimism which said that there might be something in this encounter for his long-suppressed hormones, as the hostile stares of his forefathers told himself to pull himself together. Wile he was in the presence so many ugly Kilcannons, he didnât dare believe that someone as beautiful as Lissa Lo might be seriously interested in his body. It seemed far more likely that she was here on some kind of quasi-anthropological field-trip, like a Brave New Worlder visiting the Savage Reservation.
Lord Credesdale looked terrible, and he wasnât entirely coherent at first, but Canny had been right about the sight of Lissa Lo giving him a lift. He rallied, in spite of the depressive effect of the morphineâand once his tongue was loose, he began to string sentences together with reasonable fluency. After half an hour of aesthetic appreciation and idle chitchat, though, the thirty-first Earl asked the model, very politely, whether he could have a few moments alone with his son and heir.
âI wonât keep him long,â the old man promised. âFamily matterâmight not have another chance.
âI canât believe that,â Lissa said. âA mind as strong and capable as yours isnât about to lose its grip just yet. But of course you must have a moment with Canny. Iâll wait downstairs for a while. I promised to be in my hotel in York by eleven, because I need to catch up with my sleep before taking the long haul out to Venezuela, but I wonât go without saying goodbye unless I have to.â
It was the first time that she had spoken Cannyâs nickname; Canny was profoundly glad that she hadnât called him âCanâ or âCanavanâ in spite of hearing both from his motherâs lips.
âThanks, Lissa,â Canny said. In the circumstances, her promise to wait seemed to him an extraordinarily generous offer.
Lissa closed the door behind her, very neatly.
âYou know what these are, donât you?â said the dying man, drawing the keys out from beneath his pillow, where Bentley must have placed them.
Canny knew that it wasnât a good time to say âOf course I doâ, let alone âGet on with itâ. It wasnât as if heâd never been in the library before, although heâd never been in any hurry to take up the burden of scholarship on which his father had always urged him to make an early start. He could have picked up the keys from their resting-place any time he liked, rules or no rules. The formal passing was purely symbolicâjust another little ceremony, insufficiently burdensome ever to have been put to the proofâbut Canny made no objection. He said his lines dutifully, trying not to sound wearyâalthough his lack of sleep the previous night would certainly have given him an excuse.
âThatâs almost certainly part of the ninety-nine per cent of it thatâs bullshit,â Lord