Small Gods by Terry Pratchett Page B

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    “And we must bear with us the certainty that He will be with us in Ephebe, among the infidel,” said Vorbis.
    “I am sure He will,” said Brutha.
    “And prepare ourselves for the coming of the prophet,” said Vorbis.
    The cloud had reached the top of the dunes now, and vanished in the silent wastes of the desert.
    Brutha tried to put it out of his mind, which was like trying to empty a bucket underwater. No one survived in the high desert. It wasn’t just the dunes and the heat. There were terrors in the burning heart, where even the mad tribes never went. An ocean without water, voices without mouths…
    Which wasn’t to say that the immediate future didn’t hold terrors enough…
    He’d seen the sea before, but the Omnians didn’t encourage it. This may have been because deserts were so much harder to cross. They kept people in, though. But sometimes the desert barriers were a problem, and then you had to put up with the sea.
    Il-drim was nothing more than a few shacks around a stone jetty, at one of which was a trireme flying the holy oriflamme. When the Church traveled, the travelers were very senior people indeed, so when the Church traveled it generally traveled in style.
    The party paused on a hill and looked at it.
    “Soft and corrupt,” said Vorbis. “That’s what we’ve become, Brutha.”
    “Yes, Lord Vorbis.”
    “And open to pernicious influence. The sea, Brutha. It washes unholy shores, and gives rise to dangerous ideas. Men should not travel, Brutha. At the center there is truth. As you travel, so error creeps in.”
    “Yes, Lord Vorbis.”
    Vorbis sighed.
    “In Ossory’s day we sailed alone in boats made of hides, and went where the winds of the God took us. That’s how a holy man should travel.”
    A tiny spark of defiance in Brutha declared that it, personally, would risk a little corruption for the sake of traveling with two decks between its feet and the waves.
    “I heard that Ossory once sailed to the island of Erebos on a millstone,” he ventured by way of conversation.
    “Nothing is impossible for the strong in faith,” said Vorbis.
    “Try striking a match on jelly, mister.”
    Brutha stiffened. It was impossible that Vorbis could have failed to hear the voice.
    The Voice of the Turtle was heard in the land.
    “Who’s this bugger?”
    “Forward,” said Vorbis. “I can see that our friend Brutha is agog to get on board.”
    The horse trotted on.
    “Where are we? Who’s that? It’s as hot as hell in here and, believe me, I know what I’m talking about.”
    “I can’t talk now!” hissed Brutha.
    “This cabbage stinks like a swamp! Let there be lettuce! Let there be slices of melon!”
    The horses edged along the jetty and were led one at a time up the gangplank. By this time the box was vibrating. Brutha kept looking around guiltily, but no one else was taking any notice. Despite his size, Brutha was easy not to notice. Practically everyone had better things to do with their time than notice someone like Brutha. Even Vorbis had switched him off, and was talking to the captain.
    He found a place up near the pointed end, where oneof the sticking-up bits with the sails on gave him a bit of privacy. Then, with some dread, he opened the box.
    The tortoise spoke from deep within its shell.
    “Any eagles about?”
    Brutha scanned the sky.
    “No.”
    The head shot out.
    “You—” it began.
    “I couldn’t talk!” said Brutha. “People were with me all the time! Can’t you…read the words in my mind? Can’t you read my thoughts?”
    “Mortal thoughts aren’t like that,” snapped Om. “You think it’s like watching words paint themselves across the sky? Hah! It’s like trying to make sense of a bundle of weeds. Intentions, yes. Emotions, yes. But not thoughts. Half the time you don’t know what you’re thinking, so why should I?”
    “Because you’re the God,” said Brutha. “Abbys, chapter LVI, verse 17: ‘All of mortal mind he knows, and there