I can hear her in there because the floor was this loud tile. She was stomping, trying to wake me up, like, “I want to go to the casino.” So I tell her, “Bri-anna, are you serious right now? Just go to bed.” So she gets into bed, and I fall asleep. Next thing I know I’m woken up by someone knocking on the door. I look over, and there’s no Brie. So I hurry up and answer the door, and there’s Brie. She’s standing there dripping wet in her white dress, with two security guards on each arm. Security was like, “Excuse me, miss, is this your sister? We found her at the pool swimming laps by herself.” I was like, “Brie, get in this room right now!” It was like three in the morning, and she was down there swimming laps in an all-white dress that went above her knees. I couldn’t believe it.
Blame It on the A-A-Alcohol
Brie Bella
If there’s a pool, you’ll find Brie in there, it doesn’t matter the hour of the night or what clothes I have on. That’s just the way I am . . . especially if I’ve had a few drinks first. And that’s basically what happened that night in Green Bay. I just wanted to go to the casino so bad, but my sister wouldn’t go with me, and you know how when you’re a little intoxicated, things get exaggerated in your mind. So I was mad she wouldn’t come to the casino. I was just like, “Screw this, I’m going for a swim.” It wasn’t the smartest thing I ever did because I totally ruined my white dress, but at least I remembered to take my shoes off so I didn’t ruin those as well. If you want to know anything else about this story, you’ll have to ask Jose Cuervo.
Brood Awakening
Tommy Dreamer
Whenever I travel with Edge and we only have a few hours of sleep until we need to catch our early-morning flight, we’ll end up sharing a room just to save money. I will always want to go to bed, but a lot of times Edge will be so amped up, he’ll want to go out and stay up all night before our flight. Then, of course, he’ll call in his partner in crime, Christian, and I’ll be dozing off and then all of a sudden someone will do a Superfly Splash off their bed onto me or someone will drop an elbow on me while I’m sleeping, and then we basically have some sort of semifight because they’re both pulling covers off of me or wrapping the covers around me while they double-team me just to wake me up. So what always happens is, they get me woken up, I’m all wound up and fired up, and then they wind up going to bed.
The New Gambit
Kofi Kingston
When things really get crazy is late at night in the hotel. When Hornswoggle and I check in, we both get a copy of the key. Then as soon as we get in the door, we know it’s time to be on alert because we try to throw the keys at each other like Gambit from X-Men. And those things hurt if they get you in the right spot.
At first we never hit each other, then one time he hit me in the eye, so I tried to lock myself in my room. But then when I tried to get out, I realized that there was this hair dryer that was attached to the wall, and the cord was just long enough that Hornswoggle wrapped it around the door handle. So he locked me in my room. We got a good kick out of that, but there’s always shenanigans going on inside the hotel.
Kofi Still Owes Me
Hornswoggle
Oh yeah, the ninja hotel keys. It all started when he and I started sharing rooms to save money. I like two-star hotels. I like to save money. Kofi stays in nothing but three-star and above, but it’s really just a waste of money. But anyway, ninja hotel keys all started one night when he walked in the room, I picked up a key and I whipped it at him, and it hit him in the face. That’s when the war started. I’m still winning the war, as he has a lot of catching up to do. He finally caught me in the cheek the other day, and it was great. I actually applauded him. But then I also tied the door to his suite shut with a blow dryer to get back at him. He then proceeded
Blame It on the A-A-Alcohol
Brie Bella
If there’s a pool, you’ll find Brie in there, it doesn’t matter the hour of the night or what clothes I have on. That’s just the way I am . . . especially if I’ve had a few drinks first. And that’s basically what happened that night in Green Bay. I just wanted to go to the casino so bad, but my sister wouldn’t go with me, and you know how when you’re a little intoxicated, things get exaggerated in your mind. So I was mad she wouldn’t come to the casino. I was just like, “Screw this, I’m going for a swim.” It wasn’t the smartest thing I ever did because I totally ruined my white dress, but at least I remembered to take my shoes off so I didn’t ruin those as well. If you want to know anything else about this story, you’ll have to ask Jose Cuervo.
Brood Awakening
Tommy Dreamer
Whenever I travel with Edge and we only have a few hours of sleep until we need to catch our early-morning flight, we’ll end up sharing a room just to save money. I will always want to go to bed, but a lot of times Edge will be so amped up, he’ll want to go out and stay up all night before our flight. Then, of course, he’ll call in his partner in crime, Christian, and I’ll be dozing off and then all of a sudden someone will do a Superfly Splash off their bed onto me or someone will drop an elbow on me while I’m sleeping, and then we basically have some sort of semifight because they’re both pulling covers off of me or wrapping the covers around me while they double-team me just to wake me up. So what always happens is, they get me woken up, I’m all wound up and fired up, and then they wind up going to bed.
The New Gambit
Kofi Kingston
When things really get crazy is late at night in the hotel. When Hornswoggle and I check in, we both get a copy of the key. Then as soon as we get in the door, we know it’s time to be on alert because we try to throw the keys at each other like Gambit from X-Men. And those things hurt if they get you in the right spot.
At first we never hit each other, then one time he hit me in the eye, so I tried to lock myself in my room. But then when I tried to get out, I realized that there was this hair dryer that was attached to the wall, and the cord was just long enough that Hornswoggle wrapped it around the door handle. So he locked me in my room. We got a good kick out of that, but there’s always shenanigans going on inside the hotel.
Kofi Still Owes Me
Hornswoggle
Oh yeah, the ninja hotel keys. It all started when he and I started sharing rooms to save money. I like two-star hotels. I like to save money. Kofi stays in nothing but three-star and above, but it’s really just a waste of money. But anyway, ninja hotel keys all started one night when he walked in the room, I picked up a key and I whipped it at him, and it hit him in the face. That’s when the war started. I’m still winning the war, as he has a lot of catching up to do. He finally caught me in the cheek the other day, and it was great. I actually applauded him. But then I also tied the door to his suite shut with a blow dryer to get back at him. He then proceeded
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