it, with her stupid Seven Minutes in Heaven idea. But Lilly is the one who killed it spiritually by making out with a guy who is not her boyfriend in front of said boyfriend. Well, practically.)
But I have heard nary a word from that ungrateful Boris-dumper. Far be it for me to cast stones at anyone for dating one guy while liking another ... I mean, didn't I do that just last semester? Still, I didn't MAKE OUT with Michael before formally parting ways with Kenny. I had THAT much integrity, anyway.
And of course, I can't really blame Lilly for liking Jangbu more than Boris. I mean, come on. The guy is hot. And Boris is so ... not.
Still. It wasn't very nice of her. I'm dying to know what she has to say for herself.
So is everybody else, apparently. Since I logged on, I've been bombarded with instant messages - from everybody but the guilty party concerned.
From Tina:
Iluvromance
Mia, are you all right? I was SO EMBARRASSED for you last night when Mr G caught Lilly
and Jangbu in the closet. Was he REALLY mad? I mean, I know he was mad, but was he HOMICIDAL? God, I hope you're not dead. Like that he didn't kill you. That would SUCK
if you got grounded, with the prom next week.
What did he say, anyway? Michael, I mean? When the two of you were in the closet together?
By the way, have you heard from Lilly? That was SO WEIRD last night. I mean, with her and Jangbu, right in front of poor Boris. I felt so SORRY for him. He was practically crying, did you notice? And what was with her shirt? When she came out of the closet, I mean. Did you see that? Write back. T.
From Shameeka:
Beyonce_Is_Me
Oh, my God, Mia, that party last night was da BOMB!!!!!!!!! If only Jeff and I had got a turn in that closet, I might finally have got a little action in my Victoria's Secrets,
if you know what I mean. Just kidding. LOL. Anyway, could you believe that Lilly/Jangbu thing? What was THAT about? Is Mr G going to tell her DAD? Oh, my God, if my dad found
out I'd gone into the closet with a guy who'd already graduated from HS, I would be SO DEAD. Actually I'd be dead if I went into the closet with any guy . . . Anyway, have
you heard from her? W/B with the DIRT!I!1!! 1!!!!!!!
***-Shameeka~***
PS Did you talk to Michael about the prom? WHAT DID HE SAY?????????????????????????
From Ling Su:
painturgurl
Mia, your mom is SUCH a good artist, her slides were INCREDIBLE. By the way, what
HAPPENED while I was in her bedroom? Shameeka said Mr G caught Lilly and that busboy guy in the closet together? But surely she must have meant Lilly and Boris? What was Lilly doing in the closet with somebody other than Boris? Are they broken up, or something? — Ling Su
PS Do you think your mom would let me borrow her sable brushes? Just to try? I never
used a really nice brush before and I want to see if it makes any difference before I
go down to Pearl Paint and spend a year's allowance on them.
PPS Did Michael ask you to the prom yet??????????
But those were nothing compared to the email I got from Boris:
JoshBell2
Mia, I was wondering if you had heard anything today from Lilly. I have been calling her house all day, but Michael says she's not there. She isn't with you, is she (I hope)? I
am really afraid I might have done something to upset her. Why else would she have picked that other guy to go into the closet with last night? Did she mention anything to you,
you know, about being upset with me? I know I stopped for that hot dog during her march, but I was really hungry. She knows I am slightly hypoglycaemic and need to eat every hour and a half.
Please, if you hear from her, let me know? I don't care if it turns out she's mad at me.
I just want to know if she's all right. - Boris Pelkowski
I could kill Lilly for this. I really could. This is worse than that time she ran off with my cousin Hank. Because at least then there was no closet business.
God! It's so hard when your best friend is a genius riot-girl feminist/socialist
But I have heard nary a word from that ungrateful Boris-dumper. Far be it for me to cast stones at anyone for dating one guy while liking another ... I mean, didn't I do that just last semester? Still, I didn't MAKE OUT with Michael before formally parting ways with Kenny. I had THAT much integrity, anyway.
And of course, I can't really blame Lilly for liking Jangbu more than Boris. I mean, come on. The guy is hot. And Boris is so ... not.
Still. It wasn't very nice of her. I'm dying to know what she has to say for herself.
So is everybody else, apparently. Since I logged on, I've been bombarded with instant messages - from everybody but the guilty party concerned.
From Tina:
Iluvromance
Mia, are you all right? I was SO EMBARRASSED for you last night when Mr G caught Lilly
and Jangbu in the closet. Was he REALLY mad? I mean, I know he was mad, but was he HOMICIDAL? God, I hope you're not dead. Like that he didn't kill you. That would SUCK
if you got grounded, with the prom next week.
What did he say, anyway? Michael, I mean? When the two of you were in the closet together?
By the way, have you heard from Lilly? That was SO WEIRD last night. I mean, with her and Jangbu, right in front of poor Boris. I felt so SORRY for him. He was practically crying, did you notice? And what was with her shirt? When she came out of the closet, I mean. Did you see that? Write back. T.
From Shameeka:
Beyonce_Is_Me
Oh, my God, Mia, that party last night was da BOMB!!!!!!!!! If only Jeff and I had got a turn in that closet, I might finally have got a little action in my Victoria's Secrets,
if you know what I mean. Just kidding. LOL. Anyway, could you believe that Lilly/Jangbu thing? What was THAT about? Is Mr G going to tell her DAD? Oh, my God, if my dad found
out I'd gone into the closet with a guy who'd already graduated from HS, I would be SO DEAD. Actually I'd be dead if I went into the closet with any guy . . . Anyway, have
you heard from her? W/B with the DIRT!I!1!! 1!!!!!!!
***-Shameeka~***
PS Did you talk to Michael about the prom? WHAT DID HE SAY?????????????????????????
From Ling Su:
painturgurl
Mia, your mom is SUCH a good artist, her slides were INCREDIBLE. By the way, what
HAPPENED while I was in her bedroom? Shameeka said Mr G caught Lilly and that busboy guy in the closet together? But surely she must have meant Lilly and Boris? What was Lilly doing in the closet with somebody other than Boris? Are they broken up, or something? — Ling Su
PS Do you think your mom would let me borrow her sable brushes? Just to try? I never
used a really nice brush before and I want to see if it makes any difference before I
go down to Pearl Paint and spend a year's allowance on them.
PPS Did Michael ask you to the prom yet??????????
But those were nothing compared to the email I got from Boris:
JoshBell2
Mia, I was wondering if you had heard anything today from Lilly. I have been calling her house all day, but Michael says she's not there. She isn't with you, is she (I hope)? I
am really afraid I might have done something to upset her. Why else would she have picked that other guy to go into the closet with last night? Did she mention anything to you,
you know, about being upset with me? I know I stopped for that hot dog during her march, but I was really hungry. She knows I am slightly hypoglycaemic and need to eat every hour and a half.
Please, if you hear from her, let me know? I don't care if it turns out she's mad at me.
I just want to know if she's all right. - Boris Pelkowski
I could kill Lilly for this. I really could. This is worse than that time she ran off with my cousin Hank. Because at least then there was no closet business.
God! It's so hard when your best friend is a genius riot-girl feminist/socialist
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