tether him back down to earth. âSheâs terrified sheâs going to be arrested for Deanâs murder.â
âI know,â Lance said. âI spoke to her earlier. Iâve been worried sick.â
Whaddaya know? A little empathy from Mr. Moi.
âYou think she can work on my contract from jail?â
So much for empathy.
âLance, for once in your life, can you think of somebody other than yourself?â
âWhatâre you talking about? Iâm always thinking of others. Why, just last week I donated an old tuxedo to a homeless shelter.â
âHow very thoughtful.â
âAnyhow,â he said, plopping down on my sofa, âI just hope this whole murder thing gets wrapped up soon. Do you have any idea who might have done it?â
âI hate to say it, but so far, my leading suspect is Deedee. She had motive, and a can of Raid.â
âYour leading suspect? Donât tell me youâre doing your PI impersonation again.â
âItâs not an impersonation, and yes, Iâm doing it.â
âFor crying out loud, Jaine. You almost got bumped off last year, tracking down the killer at that beauty pageant. Did you not learn anything from that whole experience?â
âHow to tape a bathing suit to your tush so you donât get a wedgie.â
âSeriously, Jaine,â he said, his eyes wide with concern. âYouâve got to promise me youâll be careful.â
âI promise.â
âDo you want my help? I could come along and protect you. Along with my impeccable fashion sense, Iâve got remarkably keen powers of deduction.â
Oh, glug. The last thing I needed was Lance playing Poirot at my side.
âThanks, Lance. But I can handle this.â
âJust donât get yourself hurt. I donât know what Iâd do without you, sweetie.â
With that he took me in his arms and wrapped me in a fuzzy bear hug.
See? Moments like these are why I put up with the guy.
âOops. Iâm crushing my ascot,â he said, breaking away from our embrace. âMust run. Iâm off to the salon to add more highlights to my hair. I canât decide which color to go with: Sun Kissed or Ash Blond. What do you think?â
âAsh Blond.â
âSun Kissed, it is!â
And off he sailed, my aggravating bestie.
I headed back to the bedroom where I found Prozac staring at the bedspread, her chicken tenders still untouched.
New Age or not, I really had to give that Reiki healing thing a shot.
As I settled down next to Pro, scratching her behind the ears, the phone rang.
I picked it up to hear:âHey, Jaine. Itâs me. Jim Angelides.â
Omigosh. Philâs cutie pie nephew. Iâd just about given up on him.
âI know itâs the last minute, but I was wondering if youâre free for dinner tomorrow.â
Forget about it. Absolutely not. I knew the rules. I couldnât possibly let him think I was available at such short notice. Iâd play it cool and tell him I was sorry but I had other plans.
You know where this is going, right?
âPick me up at seven,â were the words I actually uttered.
Maybe when the Reiki healer showed up, she could work on my backbone.
YOUâVE GOT MAIL!
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To: Jausten
From: DaddyO
Subject: Still Missing
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Your diligent daddy has been hard at work trying to memorize the Scrabble dictionary, but itâs just not the same without my Lucky Thinking Cap, which, Iâm sorry to say, is still missing.
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I know Lydia has it stashed away somewhere, but so far Iâve had no opportunity to retrieve it. Unfortunately the battle-axe has recently installed a high-tech security system, thwarting my efforts to bust into her stronghold and do a thorough search of the premises.
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But today, at last, I got a lucky break. As I was driving back from the market with a fresh supply of gherkins, I
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