bug scampering up her wall.
âDamn the House of Wonton and their miserable cockroaches!â
She reached into her purse and pulled out a can of Raid, blasting the critter to oblivion.
When my heart finally stopped fibrillating, I thanked Deedee for her time and headed out to my Corolla. It wasnât until I was back in the bright light of day that I realized the significance of what Iâd just seen.
Deedee carried around a can of Raid in her purse! If she was the killer, maybe she didnât even need the Raid in the studio kitchen.
Maybe she came prepared with her very own murder weapon.
Chapter 11
âP rozac, honey. Iâm begging you. Just have a teeny bite.â
I was sitting in bed with Prozac later that afternoon, trying to hand-feed her freshly sautéed chicken tenders. But she was lost in another world.
âFatty.â He called me âfatty.â I may never eat again.
âYouâve got to eat something, honey. Or youâll waste away.â
If only I had a working index finger, I could be a bulimic.
âYummy chicken!â I crooned, taking a bite. âYummy, yummy, yummy!â
And indeed it was yummy. Before I knew it, Iâd scarfed down three tenders.
Roused from her reverie, Prozac lobbed me a look of stern disapproval.
Clearly, Iâve learned all my bad eating habits from you.
Turning away, she gazed at the TV just in time to see a cat food commercial. She watched in disgust as a computer-generated cat did the cha-cha.
Feh. You call that acting?
âOh, Pro,â I moaned. âWhat am I going to do with you?â
Iâd called Dr. Madeline earlier that afternoon, thinking maybe sheâd give Prozac a kitty antidepressant. But Dr. M. explained that antidepressants are used to treat anxiety in animals, not depression. So thereâd be no Prozac for Prozac.
Dr. M. advised me to lavish Prozac with even more attention than I was already giving her, which hardly seemed possible. That cat gets more attention than a stripper at a bachelor party.
Now I thought about Emmy, Deedeeâs Reiki healer. Deedee said she worked with animals. I sincerely doubted Prozac would respond to any New Age mumbo jumbo, but I had nothing to lose. Besides, it would be a good excuse to meet Emmy and check out Deedeeâs alibi.
I made a mental note to call her and was just about to bite into another chicken tender when there was a knock on my door.
Leaving Prozac glaring at the TV, I shuffled off to get it.
It was Lance, who came sailing in like an extra from West Side Story , in tight jeans and a black leather jacket.
âWhat do you think?â he asked, whirling around. âIâm going for the bad boy look.â
âIf youâre going for bad boy, Iâd lose the ascot.â
âDonât be silly, Jaine,â he said, fluffing a foulard ascot around his neck. âIâm a bad boy with impeccable taste. I thought Iâd wear this outfit to Mamieâs Brad Pitt movie audition. I have a feeling Brad is into black leather.
âI can see it now,â he said, gazing off into an imaginary future. âI walk into the room, and Brad and I lock eyeballs. Cupid shoots his arrow, and before you know it, itâs pffft to âBrangelinaâ and hello to âBranceâ!â
âI hate to bust your bubble, Lance, but Brad Pitt isnât gay.â
âMaybe not in your fantasies.â
âAnd besides,â I pointed out, âhe probably wonât even be there.â
âDonât be such a Debbie Downer. Even if Brad doesnât show up, you never know who will be there. Iâve always wanted to date someone in the movies. Other than an usher, of course. And who knows? Maybe Iâll get discovered. Frankly, Iâve always thought Iâd make a fabulous actor.â
The next thing I knew, heâd be nominating himself for an Academy Award.
âI saw Deedee today,â I said, trying to
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