cityâs swank Oriental Hotel. It had been around forever, and over the years had seen all of Thailandâs glitterati spin through its golden doors.
Speaking of spinning, Feb was starting to make me dizzy with all her pacing back and forth.
âFeb, can Iââ
âFlan, I havenât eaten in seventy-two hours and fourteen minutes and Idonâtevenknowhowmanyseconds. I really canât deal withââ
âI was just going to ask if I could help with anything for the party,â I jumped in before she said something she regretted.
Feb paused, snapped her phone shut, and said, âActually, there is something you can do.â
Before I knew it, she had led me into the walk-in fridge in the large gleaming hotel kitchen. She stopped in front of six boxes full of coconuts and six boxes of the biggest, ripest mangos Iâd ever seen in my life.
âOuch,â I said, when Feb slapped my hand after I reached into the box to examine one of the fantastically pink pieces of fruit.
âLook, donât touch,â Feb said brusquely. âTheyâre for tonight. Ugh, Iâve got a million things to do,â shesaid, looking down at her PDA, which looked so out of place in her henna-tattooed hand. âLetâs see. We
have
to have a signature cocktail. You can come up with something on the fly, right?â
It was a good thing I wasnât holding a mango, because I would have dropped it. âMe? Bartending?â
âNot bar
tending
,â she said, sounding only slightly impatient. âBar
inspiring
. Isnât that what you do? Patch mentioned something you whipped up for some Thoney partyâ¦.â
Camille and I had concocted a really delicious Virgiltini for Januaryâs Virgil event. And my friends always said that I made the best acai spritzers (the secret was to line the rim of the glass with real dried acai berries crushed with sugar). But Iâd never stopped to think about the fact that I actually had a gift for concocting delicious and refreshing drinks. I loved that Feb made it sound like cocktail commander was my obvious terrain.
âWe just need a pretty face behind the drink. Itâll market better,â she said.
âYou can take a girl out of a Manhattan PR firm â¦â I joked.
âHa-ha,â Feb said, motioning for me to help her carry a box of coconuts. âSo what do you think?â
âWell,â I said, looking down at the boxes of fruit.âIn this kind of sticky heat, people want something light.â
âSo no coconut milk?â Feb asked. Her face seemed to fall. We
were
looking at six huge crates of coconuts.
âIâve got it,â I said finally, thinking of what my friend Ramsey, the captain of my field hockey team, was always telling us to drink before practice. âWeâll go with natureâs biggest thirst quencher: coconut
water
! Blended with ice and mint and a dollop of mango puree. We can call it ⦠Thai-riffic.â
âSheâs a genius,â Feb said to the team of Thai chefs putting on their aprons. âOkay, now we divide and conquer,â she said, turning back to me. âIâll make sure the musicâs cued and the candles are lit. You find the bartenders and spread your refreshing gospel, okay?â
âJust one question,â I said, looking down at myself and realizing one very big hitch in the plan. When Iâd showed up in my jeans and casual Theory tee, Iâd envisioned having time to make it home and change. âAm I going to wear this to the party?â
Feb threw her head back and started laughing hysterically, telling me all I needed to know.
A half hour later, I had just made a sample virgin Thai-riffic cocktail for the bartender to taste, when Feb shoved a hanger under my nose. I held it out in front of me to examine the short silk sheath dress. Thecut was simple; the print was anything but. It was white with dashes of black,
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